I thought the stripper was my GF! [MF]

This is a long story about how I was lucky enough to get picked up by a stripper who I mistook as the my ex who dumped me. It is one of those sexy first night hookup stories with some light kinky sex, creampies, and shotty writing.

You can skip down to the SEXY PART if you’re not into backstory.

Oh and yes I am very aware of the apparent self gratulation present in this story. I wrote it when I was really horny, and apparently really lame. I’ve tried to fix it up a bit, but feel free to blow the lame alarm, but it is actually true story.

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