Author: frozenpoopdildo

My wife teased her coworkers at her company Christmas party, and blew me in the bathroom [mf]

This was this past December. My wife was quitting her job in the finance department of decent size company because she had started a business last year that really exploded.

The company she worked at wasn’t awesome either. It had changed hands a couple of times and management had turned over with the ownership, and then they rapidly expanded from a small company to a large company. My wife was hired there right out of college (she graduated in 3 years with a double major I might add) and over the course of 8 years became the longest tenured employee at the company because they grew from 15 to 150 people over that time.

However, because of the management she was never totally happy with her pay and her title. She definitely got promotions and raises, but she should have been the person just under the CFO and instead they brought someone new in to be her boss, and that never sat right with her. Also, she was the only woman in the finance department. Read more »

I worked my way around a 3 bedroom apartment 1 time [mf][mf][mf][long][no part 2 or 3]

This is the entire story so bear with me. I don’t really like the multiple post thing.

So one night in college (about 2005 maybe?) I was at a party and I saw this girl there who was my favorite type. She was about 5’6, brunette, huge tits that I would later find out were DDD. She’s talking to a group of folks that has a couple of my friends in the group and so I muster up the courage to walk over and join the group. I had strategically planned my approach so that I walked up directly behind her and so when the group had to expand to make room for me it put me next to her. The conversation really doesn’t go anywhere that allows me to really interact with her too much, but I at least get an introduction to her, and find out that her name is Lucy.
Later on in the evening, it’s almost last call, I spot her talking with two other girls I know to be in a sorority, so I approach again. I end up making small talk with them until the lights come on. We finish our drinks and the other 2 girls head out the back of the house to walk to their sorority house near by (the house was in a campus owned community so it’s not like a traditional house, the back door opens to a courtyard with other houses and apartments.) Read more »

The time I had sex in the pressbox of my college football stadium [MF]

This was almost exactly 13 years ago on my birthday at the end of March.

I was running a large annual student-run event on campus that was held in the parking lot outside the football stadium, that was basically a carnival for students, alumni and the community around campus. The event lasted 3 days, but took months of planning involving various student groups, fraternities, alumni groups, booking concerts, carnival rides, etc.

Attached to the carnival is a BBQ cookoff, where some of the sites are real competitive teams and others are basically parties at night for undergrads that also entered their shitty food into the competition. Therefore, this event started in the afternoon and lasted until midnight the first 2 nights and 2am the last night.

I had a key to the gate of the football stadium because we were allowed to use the stadium as storage for some of our materials, but we were supposed to keep it locked up and we were not supposed to enter while the event was running to prevent random people from entering the stadium. Read more »

The time we got picked up by a group of cougars [group][mfmf]

This was about 13 years ago when I was in college.

I went to a large public university in a major US city (not a small college town), and for a few months when I was 21 I had a group of about 10-20 friends that would meet a kind of divey chain bar for happy hour on Thursdays (you know the type of bar that has 7 locations and is vaguely irish, but not very irish? This is a local chain, but I assume most cities have something similar). This bar was probably 15-20 minutes from campus on the edge of a very wealthy neighborhood, but someone knew a waitress there from high school, so we always went and sat in her section even though most of us didnt really, and then after a couple of times it just became a thing we did, and we all got to know her.

Anyway, most Thursdays my good friend Adam and I would typically stay a little after happy hour until we could make our way over to a different part of town that was where all the hip bars were. Most of our friends would go home between 8-9 and we’d stay until 10-11. Read more »

I fucked a horny bridesmaid once also [mf][cheating]

Reading the story about someone else’s gf being a horny bridesmaid reminded me of something that happened to me.

I was a groomsman in a wedding that was a destination wedding in San Diego. Everyone was staying the same little boutique hotel in La Jolla. I was single at the time, but all of the bridesmaids were attached in one form or another and all of them, except 2, were friends of mine from college or dating/married to friends of mine from college. The other 2 were the brides older sister who was married with 2 kids and another high school friend of the bride we’ll call Heather.

I had maybe met Heather 3 times prior to this trip and I never really had a second thought about her. She was a very nice person, she had a pretty mundane job, and she wasn’t bad looking but she definitely wasn’t the hottest girl either. Also, she had some bald neckbeard boyfriend we’ll call Sam. Sam didn’t fit into our group for 2 reasons. First, he didn’t go to college with us nor did he seem to share common interests. Second he was an asshole. Read more »