I posted the other day about my girlfriends amazing ass:
> I love my girlfriend. She’s sweet, shy (well, socially, anyway), and adorable as hell. She’s also slim and petite and through a dedicated workout routine has developed a nuclear-weapons-grade ass. It is just magnificent. In a skirt she draws stares, but when that big beautiful booty is swaying back and forth down the beach swallowing up a little thong bikini you can see the jaws drop. One dude in a group will notice and alert all his friends, an entire family’s heads will be swiveling in unison as we walk by, lifeguards will suddenly find an excuse to use their binoculars, etc.
>Don’t get me wrong, my favorite thing about her ass is that I get to lay hands on it. But the public response is pretty damn fun, too.
I deleted the post because, well, I hadn’t told her about it, and the comments were getting wild. But that night I mentioned the whole thing to her and her eyes got wide and she was like, “really?” I asked her how she’d feel about sharing it on Reddit and she blushed (she’s super cute guys) and finally said that I could share a shot from behind without her face and wearing a skirt. I said, “okay, but what about a thong?” And she giggled and said, “not yet.”