[M]y first time at a Swingers Club!

Throwaway account…

Ok, so really long post. Skip to the dashes for the freaky shit!

So, I’m traveling for work last week. Typically when I travel, I try to hit a local strip club or make my way to a bar in my attempt to bring something back to my hotel. I don’t know, it’s just something about being in a new city and a company paid hotel room that gets me horny AF lol.

Anyways I’m traveling this week as usual, doing my Google searches for freaky establishments in this undisclosed city. A popular swingers joint pops up (they must have an awesome SEO strategy) and my curiosity gets the best of me.

To be clear, I have absolutely no idea what goes on in these types of places but they made their venue sound like Coochie Disney Land! Why the hell haven’t I looked into this shit when I was in my 20s?

Anyways, I get to the Event Calendar page and see that it’s freakin’ BBC night lol. Now there’s a lot of stereotypes out there about us Black men that I don’t appreciate (stop listing them out in your head). But this whole BBC thing, yeah I’ll take that one all day. Fortunately, I’ve been blessed down under so I feel like this event was calling my name.