So, it’s a running joke with my buddies that I punched WAY above my weight when I landed my girlfriend. (They’re right, I’m very lucky.) Shes a legit 9/10, is going to school but models swimwear on the side, and is cool as hell to boot.
Last spring, a few days after I introduced them to her, I started getting randomly texted the 😃 emoji by my buds. That was code when we were in college for “stay the hell out of the room for the next 15 minutes”. Didn’t really understand why they were suing it now, and when I asked what was up and at first they would just say, ‘Having a good day, that’s all”. But I’d usually get them from all five of my friends within the same window of an hour or two, once or twice a week. It was clearly a joke, but I wasn’t getting it. And then it clicked… they were texting me shortly after she’d post a new pic. And the code meant they were jerking off.