1. In 2002 – Was in college a went home with a very petite sister of a friend. We tried every position and exorbitant amounts of foreplay and lube, but could not fit it in. I am very average size, definitely big enough not to fit. Approx 5 ¾ x 5. We ended up just trying to get it done with oral. After she came in 69 she sits on my stomach and goes to town. GREAT BJ, using both hands very energetic. I cum in her mouth she sits up right on my stomach and forces out the loudest fart ever about a foot from her face. Super embarrassing, she never mentioned it, but on the ride home she said she wanted a raincheck on the sex. We had a couple opportunities after that, but she was not into it. I imagine it had something to do we me farting in her face.