Author: FlexiRexi

[MF] Got pooped on during anal… hopefully a funny story for you

Soooo this is a story I look back on and always try and see the funny side of it. Yes it was gross, no I didn’t enjoy it, if you are reading the GW stories to get turned on then this isn’t one of them, this is aimed more for the “funny” part of the sex stories.

Replaying how I handled it on the night, I think I did quite well, I didn’t freak out too much and tried to make the girl (Let’s call her Tammy) as reassured as possible, but as I didn’t hear from her ever again I always think did I do something wrong? If anyone has any input on how I could have handled it better at the end then please share. Touch wood I won’t be in such a shitty situation again but you never know.

Anyway.

A few years ago a band called the Marmozets were playing in Manchester, absolutely loved them, kind of Paramore vibes, and this girl Tammy I used to work with I also knew liked them. As soon as tickets went on sale I text her and asked if she wanted to go, she said sure. We had always been a little bit flirty at work, had been to a couple of gigs together, went out for lunch together, but nothing intimate up to this point. Read more »

I [M] got a blowjob off a [F]riend for finishing a half-marathon

This one should hopefully be short-ish and nothing fancy, but I look back on it as a very fond memory and quite an achievement.

About 5 years ago I was working in an office for the local council, pretty basic 9-5 IT job, always dressed smart and the main point of contact for any IT issues with a particular in house system. Spoke to a lot of people on the phone and in person and took an instant shine to one of them, lets call her Nat. Little bit taller than me, curly shoulder length brown hair, bright hazel colored eyes and an absolutely wicked smile. She was also incredibly fit, with a very slim, athletic body. Tiny waste and hips, small breasts, loooong gorgeous legs that looked amazing in a skirt and heels. We clicked on day 1, and over the months that followed discovered we had a lot in common, including some really obscure topics we had both studied at University and never made use of in the real world. We gradually started to hang out at dinner time, either eating lunch together in the canteen or going to one of the various pubs/cafes in town. Chatting did get quite flirty but nothing obscene. She had a long term boyfriend from Uni who was currently working in another city. A couple of evenings a week she would be studying for her Masters at the University I drove past on my way home, so naturally offered her a lift and 2 nights a week would take her there. 45 minute drive, and we could talk a bit more freely than what we could say in the office. Read more »

[MF] The [F]irst woman to deep-throat [M]e entirely was my boss

Around the end of the 2000’s I was leaving University and looking to get my first ‘normal’ 9-5 job. I had worked since 16 through various part time jobs to get some money to spend on me while in full time education. Now though I was ready to put all that education to good use and start a proper job. Or so I thought. Turns out doing a degree that is made up of lots of smaller subject matters instead of one main one is pretty shit for getting a job in a field that has hundreds of applicants with a full degree specializing in one thing want. Rejection after rejection I was applying for anything.

After a good few months of job hunting and getting nowhere I got a call from a recruitment agency who I had sent my CV too, instead of calling me about the job I had applied for, they wanted to talk to me about working for them. Recruitment is a pretty grim field, very sales driven, all people care about is numbers, and having left that area of work 12 or so months after I’ve not looked back, but at the time I was wide eyed, eager and excited to start. Read more »

[MFF] The time I was fucking a girl, who was wearing a strap-on, and using it to fuck another girl

Long post, been typing this up over quarantine for a while now. Long time reader of the sub but first time posting. Apologies if the story telling is a bit… basic, but it’s the one I want to share.

Back story: I work in IT and travel a lot with work. My job means I’m usually with our companies’ customers for a few days while we get them up and running. I can visit them 3-4 times during the start of a project. Normally I stay in fairly simple hotels and either play games, watch Netflix, or work because IT never works right the first time. Sometimes if I know I have a lot of down time I’ll go on Tinder and I’ve had a few hookups from it but this story is very different. Read more »