It may be a cliche, but it was the first and only time I’ve had a girl show up in a long coat wearing nothing but lingerie underneath.
She opened the coat up in my hallway and asked “is this slutty enough for you?”
I couldn’t pick my jaw up off the floor to respond. When I brought her into my apartment I paused and asked “do you feel comfortable? Are you sure? Am I what you expected? You can leave now, absolutely no hard feelings.”
We had met on a dating app, and our conversation over the course of the week leading up to this moment meant that I needed very clear consent before proceeding. She confirmed a second time that yes, she was completely comfortable and wanted to stay.
“Don’t roll your fucking eyes at me. I was just making sure that you were comfortable. Now that we have that established i want you to tell me – what is the first thing you are expected to do when you walk through the door?”
“Suck your dick.” She murmured.