This is going to be a two-parter.
After discovering my…erm, abnormality, I should’ve probably moved to LA and assumed the identity of Dong Juan or something, but I didn’t. Instead, I dated a girl exclusively for almost 2 years. She was my age and had recently just lost her virginity, herself. We engaged in awkward young relationship sex, growing comfortable with our bodies. She had no real frame of reference for the size of your standard cumload, so she just assumed that was par for the course, I guess.
One summer, she went home and wound up transferring. We agreed to break up, leaving me (21) single and confident for the first time in my life.
A few days after the breakup, I was invited to see a friend’s band play. The music was awful but it was nice to see many of the friends I had made in college outside the context of my girlfriend. One of those people being my friend, Kate (21 or 22), a cool, intelligent blonde.
I had met Katie the year before as a friend of a friend. She was more supremely confident than cute, which I found insanely attractive. She came onto me the first time we met, and didn’t buy the resistance of me having a girlfriend until she actually met my girlfriend.