Its a scary day in Gnomevile tennessee. The gnome cannibal leader Raghsij Lavaär has come to gnomevile to eat some gnomes. The gnome chief Ghijz McGlizz has been warned by a gnome villager about Raghsij. Ghjiz says “This is very bad. A cannibal!! I will grab my Gnome warspear, ah yes, the warspear wielded by my great grandfather in the Gnome Wars, ah yes, the war that gave us gnomes our freedom from the dwarves. What a grand war that was, it was the war that earned us gnomes the respect we deserve.” Ghjiz walks outside of his gnome hut. He sees some suspicious looking gnome men trying to eat a poor gnome woman. He stabs the cannibals many times and kills them. The gnome woman says “Thank you Mr. McGlizz!” Ghjiz says “You’re very welcome.” The gnome woman says “Lets have gnome sex.” So they do it. They do it in doggy style and missionary and the prone bone and also the amazon.
Author: fIoatie
Pawn stars Sex!!! The rise and downfall of rick harrison
Pawn stars sex: The rise and downfall of rick harrison is a sexy story about rick harrison getting penis enlargement pills, killing his wife, having sex with the first lady, starting a terrorist group, and nuking america.
**Chapter 1, The Beginnings**
Rick harrison says “Man i wish i had a big wiener.” His son corey says “Me too dad.” Rick harrison says “Well corey lets open up the pawn shop.” Corey says “Alright.” Then a cool looking guy with twirly looking moustache and tall top hat says “Hello i am Tim and i’d like to sell you an item.” Rick says “Whats the item.” Tim says “Wiener enlargment pills!! Theyre real.” Rick says “Holy Crap!! How much?” Tim says “2 grand.” Rick says “Deal.” Old Man Harrison says “Rick You absolute idiot. Thats a bad deal. Hes lying.” Rick says “With a big wiener, I could do anything.” Old Man Harrison says “No you couldnt.” Rick says “I will prove you wrong!!!” Rick does paperwork with tim to buy the pills. Rick consumes the pills. Old Man Harrison says “Wheres your big wiener now?” Rick says “Oh it didnt work. NOOOOO!!!” But it did work rick just needed patience. Next morning he has a foot long wiener!! Rick wakes up running to the pawn shop in a panic and takes one of the guns from the shop and goes home and kills his wife. Ricks wife says “What are you doing with the gun? Help! Help! Ahhh!” Rick says “Die!!!!” Rick shoots his wife 5 times. She is dead. Rick says “Now I can bang any girl i want now that youre dead. Mwahahaha.” He goes to washington dc to seduce jill biden first lady of the usa at the white house. Rick talks to himself “Hahaha Joe biden im gonna bang your wife because i hate your political opinions!!!”
Terry the gnome (Best porno in the world)
This is the script of an Awesome porno! I will make it in 10 years.
Terry is a gnome from Gnomevile, a treetop village in the gnome populated country of Laderus. Terry is 226 years old (young adult in gnome years). He likes to have sexual intercourse. He has had it many many times.
Terry enters Henrys, a gnome bar owned by henry
Henry: What’ll it be terry
Terry: One beer please
Henry: Ok
Terry looks at a Hot gnome girl who is blonde and Curvy.
Terry: Hi are you heaven because i want to be in you
Hot blonde gnome girl: i am not interested i am married to henry
Terry: What
Henry: Yes it is true that is my wonderful wife cheryl she is awesome.
Terry: Sorry mr henry for coming on to your wife
Henry: All is forgiven terry
Terry: Awesome!!
Then there is screaming outside
Henry: Oh no!
Terry: What is it!!
Henry: Lets see
Terry Henry and Cheryl walk outside
Henry: Holy crap it is a Dwarf army