So after the manager debacle of a couple days ago, and seeing that my ex and the bitch he cheated on me with have gone facebook official (yeah i know i should’ve blocked his ass the moment i saw the video of him getting head from her), i was, understandably, at a low point. I mean, i know i am attractive. I know i can find someone to fuck me. Then why wasn’t it happening? So i do the most logical thing i could think of, and get drunk (on cooking wine because it’s all i had, i told you it was an all time low ok?).
So right now i’m living with my former roommates again, Alicia and Linda. I kind of hate Linda because she’s preachy af about both my and Alicia’s lifestyles (me living with my ex before marriage *gasp* and Alicia being non-monogamous and just openly sexual *double gasp*) But I get along just fine with Ali. We often joked that if i ever wanted to try girls, she’d be the first person i’d tell and come to. She’s fucking gorgeous too, i’m not kidding. No wonder she doesn’t do monogamy, it would be a total waste of a body to spend it on one dude (not that i’m bitter about thaaaaat)