Full disclosure, this incident took place a few years ago (pre-covid) but a social media post from an old friend reminded me of it and I felt like reminiscing.
The actual sexy part won’t be much of a sprawling epic, but I’ll still indicate where it begins with some — marks below.
For those interested in a longer build up, let’s wind the clock back about 20 years. My childhood best friend “Kevin” and I met in kindergarten and were inseparable until we finally went to different colleges. There were a few states between us, but we made it a point to save up some money and visit each other a few times a year. Over that span, I met a couple of his girlfriends, but those were mostly short-lived flings; totally normal, finding-out-what-you-like type relationships. Until one day, he emailed me a photo of someone new that he was just completely taken with. Neither of us realized it at the time, but this was his future wife, “Hannah.”