I have a ton of stories about when we were dating. They all go as far back as about 14 years ago. This is my first, so go easy on me!
My girlfriend and I had been sexting all day. She would send naughty pictures to me from different spots at her job; the bathroom, stairwell, etc. Jokingly, I told her that teasing me the way she was could be considered cruelty and may be subject to arrest! It got me so hot that I told her she was in trouble when she got to my house for dinner. She took that as a challenge to send more flashing pictures all throughout the day.
As I was leaving work, I told her to come in through the back door into the kitchen because I had just put down fresh tile in the main entryway. At about 5:30, I heard her car pull into the driveway. I stripped naked and hid in the pantry waiting for her to walk in the door. She walked in and took off her coat and shoes, and put down her pocketbook. I heard her mumble something about, “hmmm.. how come the dogs didn’t come running?”. (I put them in the guest room so they didn’t interrupt my master plan!)