A few years ago, I was at a company wide meeting for work at a hotel out of state. I was pretty manic and hypersexual at the time. I work in compliance, so I assumed a lot of the sales people are/were cautious of me. They were at first, but over the few days we were there, almost all of my drinks were bought by other people.
I’d been really careful with my drinking at these in the past, given my position. The rest of my department never went to the bars out of fear they’d hear something they needed to report. But I wanted to have fun, so I stayed at the bars with my coworkers.
I was pretty drunk, manic and thirsty my second night there. I was drinking with a friend from the office who I had a slight crush on years earlier. For the first and only time in my life I hit on him. And by that I mean I just straight offered to suck his dick. He said no.