The time I [M] hooked up with a shy redhead [F] that I met on askreddit…

This happened several years ago, but it’s the theme, so…

I was posting on an askreddit thread and got someone in my PMs asking about my comment. It wasn’t a sexual post. It was actually about a video game we both enjoyed. We talked about games and shared gamertags. We played together for a bit and still talked on reddit PMs to organize game time.

Eventually, our conversations moved off of reddit and to texts. She lived rather far away, so we never really planned on meeting, but we enjoyed talking about the game and lightly flirting. Nothing too weird. Eventually, texting while high one night she asked to see my face. She liked what she saw and I told her she didn’t have to send hers. She said she didn’t like her face, but she had a great body. I obviously asked to see it. She sent a picture of herself in a large nerdy tshirt and no pants.

[MFF][M] – Kate and I find out the neighbor’s daughter is a pothead and ran out of weed because of quarantine

As per usual, for new people Kate is 23 and I am 37. We met last year and have been pretty much inseparable since. Kate is very much bi, but I am not. She doesn’t mind finding as many unicorns as she can. Kate is brunette, freckly, with green eyes. Kinda that Evangeline Liliy looks, but slightly bigger breasts. I’ve been documenting our most interesting trysts on this account, so have at ’em.

Except for the buildup, most of the following happened last Wednesday and Thursday…
Kate and I were out for a jog and we ran into our neighbors about six houses down. An older couple in their late 50s, they had a teenage some still at home and a daughter that was supposed to be off at college. The daughter’s name was Rebecca, but the parents called her Becky. She has gone by Bex since going off to college. Bex was home for quarantine, as it was a 2-3 hour drive from the college, but her parents said she’s spent most of that time with her ex-high school bf. The dad really winced at that.

[MF][F] Beach House + Kate + Landlady = Much needed vacay

So, with lockdown restrictions I’m phase 1 of being lifted, the nearby beach opened up to house rentals and parties of less than ten. Kate and I picked one out and decided to make a weekend of it. For you newcomers, Kate is 23, brunette, and skinny. I said kinda like Kate Bekinsale lasted time, but she got mad and said “at best Evangeline Lilly.” Fine, Kate. Nitpick that part of the story. I’m 37, average height and build, but that’s about all you care about knowing how I look.

Anyway, we get to the house and the lady were renting from lives next door. She’s about my age, strawberry red hair. Not blonde, but like curly red heads, you know? She was very pretty and I caught Kate checking her out. And then she caught me checking her out.

She came over and introduced herself, telling us anything we needed just ask. Her first name was McCormick, but she told us to call her Maddie. Alright, then. We had her number from the emails, so I didn’t worry. The house was a cute two bedroom decorated for the beach. Shells and what not everywhere. We got settled, had a drink or two, and then went out to the pool. It was evening and we didn’t want to risk the ocean.

[Group] (sorta) – Quarantine with Kate, Vol II – Friends!

Kate and I got bored of having sex constantly and actually started getting dressed. One day, we were checking the mail together and we saw our friends down the street that had the pool (from a previous story). Anyway, both couple stood six feet apart awkwardly talking about the nothing we’d been allowed to do. As we were open enough with these people to have sex in front of then, it should come as no surprise that we talked about all the sex we’d been having and how we’re actually bored of it.

After we got back, Kate said we should invite someone over for dinner, which I knew meant “dinner.” Well, Kate was probably gonna eat something, anyway. I suggested the couple and she raised her eyebrows at me. She knew of had sex with the wife before and that her plan must be exposed. I texted the husband, Jeff, and Kate texted Ali. They accepted our offer and I started the grill while Kate prepped the meat.

[MF] Quarantine with Kate, Vol. I – In which working from home is very… hard

In case you guys forgot about me since I haven’t posted in awhile, I (37M) am in an openly monogamish relationship with a beautiful 23 year old woman named Kate who happens to have a libido that matches my own. Kate is average height, brown hair, freckles. Nice breasts but not large. Lovely legs and ass. She looks a bit like Kate Beckinsale, which is how she got the moniker by me for this story.

Both Kate and I work jobs that can be done from home. Mine company was marked essential and hers is standard office work. I’d been trying to negotiate a work from home clause into my position every year for the past three years, and had prepared an office space.

Day 1 of the lockdown, neither of us got dressed more than underwear. Kate declared it Naked Day. We got frisky often. I’d walk past her in a messy bun and thick rimmed glasses and a pair of white cotton bikinis and not help myself. I start with a peck, then a neck kiss, then lips. Kate would half heartedly complain. I’d tell her there’s an easy way to make me stop. She’d say, “I can feel that,” and grab my cock through my boxer briefs. The first time she made me do all the work and fuck her mouth. The second time she came into my office to get something and I bent her over the desk.

Finding a Unicorn at the College Bar, Part 2 – 69 Boogaloo [MFF]

Part 1, here: https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/f8sipb/finding_a_unicorn_at_the_college_bar_mff/

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I have a really fucking huge bed and we all slept in it, being completely wiped out from sex, drugs, and drink. I slept on my back on one side, and Kate spooned Emma facing away from me from the middle to the other side. We were still barely dressed in our underwear. At some point in the middle of the night, Kate rolled over, put her head on my chest, hand down my pants, grabbed my cock, and fell back asleep. This is a fairly normal sleeping position for us.

I woke up around 10 to sound of the shower running. Neither girl was in my bed, so I got up and made it. The shower clicked off, and in a few minutes Emma came out wrapped in a towel. “Oh, did I wake you up. Sorry.” I told her she was fine and looked her up and down and said, _real fine_. She laughed and told me to shut up.

Finding a Unicorn at the College Bar [MFF]

I told you all Kate wanted to blow off some steam this weekend. I did as well. Work has been shit, and I just wanted to loosen up.

There’s a new brewpub near us here in the suburbs, that I’ve seen good reviews on, but Kate had a different idea. She wanted to check out some old haunts from college. We get an Uber to the “night life” district near the college, and start bar crawling.

First place was a bust. Service was lousy, drink was watered down, crowd was bland and overwhelmingly older male (like me lol). Second place was better, but we had no luck. Third place was a jackpot. I guess there was some kind of event going on for the college specifically, because it was packed with good looking people, the DJ was spinning some music to dance, and everyone seemed to be there to hookup.

Kate and I went to the bar, and I opened a tab and she ordered three shots of whatever the special shot of the night was. She gave me one and told me to follow her. I did and she found this blonde girl standing at one of those tall tables alone, on her phone. She walked up to her and said, “hey we ordered two shots but they gave us three, wanna do a shot with us?”

[MFF] (plus sorta F?) – Saying Goodbye to Stacey, our third, and Meeting a Wholesome Stripper

So, I’ve taken a break from sharing our stories, as there’s was nothing really new to share. Kate, Stacey, and I just got into a routine as a relationship and had fun with it.

Some things don’t last forever, no matter how much you want them to. Stacey’s mom is ill, and she asked Stacey to move in with her in exchange for paying all her bills and paying off her debt. Stacey couldn’t say no to her mom anyway, and decided to move back home to her small town several hours away after weeks of thought.

It took a month of logistics and planning. Stacey got a job at a local watering hole as the bartender on a weekend trip. She moved all her banking and stuff there. Kate and I got her a moving van and decided to drive her ourselves.

The day came and I rode in the van with Kate, while Stacey drove behind in her car. Kate cried the whole time. Stacey called us to chat on speaker and she was crying, too. We got to town and Stacey’s cousins helped us unload the truck into the garage and her old bedroom.

[FFM] Got to double dick Kate with Stacey because Kate bought her a corset strap on

I, M 37, didn’t know, but the package arrived on Monday and they were taking turns wearing it and trying it out a little on Monday afternoon. Kate was working from home and Stacey has off on Mondays (she works at a Hooters-esque place).

For those not following our adventures, Kate is 22 about 5’6″, with long wavy dark brown hair, light skin, and green eyes. She’s a C-cup, but it’s a small C, and very perky (they kinda point up a little). Stacey is 23, blonde, blue eyes, about 5’9″, she’s gone from DD to E after a recent fitting. She has an hourglass ratio, and amazing legs. Let’s just say, she gets good tips.

Kate wanted to surprise me, but they tested Stacey’s various toys and found one Kate liked that also stimulates Stacey enough. I guess they tested awhile haha.

Fast forward to last night after dinner (salad with grilled chicken), we have a standing tradition so far of celebrating every hump day. We all take showers and make our way to bed early for festivities. Well I’d already showered before dinner and the girls went up to shower together. I’m just piddling around straightening things up downstairs and I get a text from Kate asking me to come upstairs.

The one in which I got lost, went home with a stranger, and ended up at the beach. [MF]

It was 2011 and I was going to a lot of concerts at the time. Mostly indie bands “you’ve probably never heard of,” because I was that guy. But I did go to a Mumford and Sons concert that year with a group of friends. We pregamed in the parking lot and it was a pavilion event, then we got high af throughout the evening.

As happens when your group has the weed on the lawn, people wander over. This older hippie couple came over and we hooked them up for sure. The stories alone. They had brought their daughter, a 25 year old free spirit, for her birthday present. They had pit passes, but wanted to see what the weed situation was up on the lawn and there we were. Besides, the pit was getting loud for the wife/mom.

I don’t if they’re still doing it, but at that time this particular pavilion used wrist bands to get in, but they let you put them on. I love being in the pit, but for Mumford that year is was like $300 I think. I start in with, “hey if you’re not gonna use the pit, anyway I can get that wrist band?” She pretty much throws it at me, as she had it on pretty loose. It’s tight, but I squeeze it on. Sweet. Pit pass!