Author: fakename4fun2

Beach House Foursome – Part 2 – Stealing a Girlfriend [MFF]

So, like I said in the last post, things got interesting from here. It’s only been 48 hours since this happened, so the details are rather fresh. Quick recap for your tl;dr people: Kate (25F) and I (39M) had a foursome with Dave and Valerie (30M). Dave was kinda of awkward during it and this is the following day’s shenanigans where we inadvertently stole Dave’s girlfriend.

The next morning Dave is acting weird as shit. He keeps trying to get Kate to fuck him again, but way too aggressively. I didn’t know this yet. Kate’s just dealing with it. We spend the day together and it’s increasingly cold between Dave and Val. Shit, we broke up another relationship because we were horny. Not the first time. Probably won’t be the last. I have never claimed to be a good person.

Kate finally gives me a heads up that Dave is acting too forward and that she asked Val to tell him to chill. Note on consent for y’all out there: just because someone agrees to fuck you once, doesn’t mean that’s a yes forever. Anyway, I decide to approach Dave. He’s buffer than I am, but I have 20 lbs and 4″ of height on him, so I’m hoping for the best. Dave is pissy as fuck about the whole thing. Acting entitled and shit. I was trying to be cool, but he was just not. He finally does the thing and threatens to kick my ass. Read more »

Beach House Foursome Part 1 – [Group]

Kate and I have been doing a lot of wedding planning stuff for the big nuptials next month. We decided to take a mini-vacation to her parents’ beach house (where we’re having the wedding/reception) to check out the space. Kate has been going there for years. It’s not really a condo, but rather a single unit separated into three living quarters: a studio, a two bedroom, and a three bedroom. They’re renting them all out separate via AirBNB currently, but the spaces are much more like bedrooms in a house separated by the three floors. The main living area was cut in half and the back half of the floor turned into the studio.

So we get there and someone is renting out the two bedroom, while her parents blocked off the three bedroom for us. Nobody was in the studio. We didn’t meet the couple right away. They were out and about doing things. When they got back, Kate immediately wanted them. She was pent up and horny, but she wasn’t wrong in this case. Read more »

[MF] – Learned I [35M at the time] liked Freeuse from my Tinder date’s daughter [28F]

So, I was fucking this woman who had an adult daughter. She was nearly 15 years older than me. Met her on Tinder. She was fantastic in bed and taught me several things I never would have even googled (Binged?). Michelle was your average upper 40s wine mom. Dyed blonde. Kinda looked like Laura Linnie in Ozark, if you watch. Wore lots of outfits with words on them. Always had wine at the ready.

Her daughter was 28. I was 35, at the time. Jenny looked a lot like Jaime Presley, complete with the accent. Long fit legs, piercing blue eyes, long neck, large full breasts that sat on a shelf somehow. The only “flaw” was one being slightly bigger than the other, which is a normal thing.

So I’m hanging out at Michelle’s after a romp while she went to the store. I showered and was walking through the kitchen in just the towel. I didn’t notice Jenny had walked in wearing headphones and she didn’t notice me either. I’m rummaging through the fridge when it slams on me and she screams. Read more »

That time Spider-Man fucked Batman and The Joker while Caesar watched – [FFM]

In case you all don’t remember, there was a little movie that came out in July 2008 called *The Dark Knight.* If you don’t remember, you also forgot that EVERYONE went as Joker that year for Halloween. EVERYONE. I did not. I decided to go as Spider-Man. Sam Raimi’s trilogy had wrapped up the previous year, and I didn’t use my 2001 costume then. I figured it’d be funny with all the Batmen and Jokers running around to be a Marvel character from a now defunct and maligned franchise.

My friend Chad called me up (yes, that Chad) and invited me to a party. It was going to be at a hotel downtown. One of Chad’s ex frat bros was hosting. He’d gone into stocks and hit some company called Visa’s IPO that March. Whatever that is, right? The party was even going to have a few D-list celebs he’d been clubbing with, and he sent out his assistant to clubs the last few weekends to hand out invites to only 10/10 girls. Read more »

It was just supposed to just be a concert. [MF] [LONG] [sorta F alone?]

Quick update since last post: Ex didn’t work out. I’m resigned that none will, despite Kate being really into the idea of a triad (she hates the word throuple. Says it sounds like a surgery). We have a date set for the wedding for the week after Christmas, as most friends and family have the week off.

So, I won lawn tickets to go to a concert. No backstage. Not telling the artist, but it was music you could dance to. Tickets were for two, but Kate was feeling under the weather, so she stayed home. She gave me the greenlight that if I met someone, I should totally try and hook up. “Just text me details and make sure the girl is clean.” Okay.

Concert time comes, I make my way through all the cool VIP places. Wrist bands. The works. Considered getting a big beer, but decided against the gassy and took some gummies I snuck in instead. After milling around in the concourse and on the lawn wandering around slowly getting high and making conversation with strangers, the lights dimmed and I find a spot to stand. Read more »

[MFF] – Kate (24F) fucked my (38M) ex (36F) after telling her we got engaged. Like literally.

Okay, that’s a lot to unpack, so let’s get to it. Yep, I popped the question and ahe said yes. We set a date for next June. Anyway, my ex gf was really thirsty a couple days afterwards and started texting to see if I was still with Kate. We hadn’t told anyone yet, because we’re going to see her parents next month and tell them then, so I didnt say anything except that we’re still together. She asked if the relationship was still open, and I told her not that way.

I tell Kate about our conversation and she feels sorry for her. She asks if I would invite her to dinner. Now, Kate’s got a touch of an evil streak, so I check. “Honey, you’re not gonna rub it in her face or anything. You know you can get jealous about exes.”

“I do not! How many threesomes do we have to have for you to believe that?”

“Threeways aren’t exes, but fine. You’re right. I’ll see if she wants to meet you. Read more »

[MFF] + [FF] [Group] I still can’t believe what happened at the lake this weekend…

Quick background, since I haven’t posted in awhile: I [38M] am in a long term relationship with Kate [23F] and we have an open relationship.We poly’d for a bit, but since covid haven’t been able to find another third as we’d like, after our gf moved out.

That hasn’t stopped us from trying, nor from playing with others when we can safely. This past weekend something magical happened during the latter. We took a trip to a lake and rented a shack for the weekend. I’ve gone there enough over the years that I know the locals and regulars and where the adult parties are gonna be. Kate, on the other hand, went there a lot with her family and knew the younger crowd.

Quickly after arriving we suited up and got picked up by a pontoon boat with several of the above “friends.” Much hard seltzer was had and music played. It was hot, but late and before long it was getting dark and people wanted to head back to their houses to change and find a fire pit for the evening. Read more »

[MF] Taking Ali’s Virginity at a Renaissance Festival

This happened twenty-ish years ago. The internet was still new and fresh. Most people met irl at clubs and bars and shit. Not me. I was a rebel. Okay, I was a nerd. I met this girl on mIRC, Ali. Of course, I was skeptical. I wasn’t stupid, but I was only 18

We were in the same channel talking for a year before we started talking in PMs. That led to telling each other our locations which was only like an hour and a half apart. We also mentioned we both go to the same renfest every year. Shut up. I already told you I was a nerd.

Anyway, after verifying our real faces, we decided to meet at renfest. I dressed as a young Lord and she was going as a tavern wench. It doubled as her slutty Halloween costume. The day arrives, and my friends and I head to the grounds.

Walking around, I was nervous to meet her. Yeah, we had sexy chats and even phone sex a few times. It was definitely on the table. But could I do it? And if I did, would I cum too soon from the excitement and anticipation? Would she like my cock irl as much as she did on a grainy webcam? So many questions. Read more »

New job leads to fun with ex-coworker [MFF]

So, I’m a staunch believer in “don’t dip your pen in the company ink,” especially in a post #metoo world. That doesn’t mean flirtation and fantasies don’t happen though.

Sarah is a customer service manager I worked with where we had the light friendly conversation that sometines was a little flirtatious. She’s about 5’6″, dirty blonde hair, pretty, but doesn’t really try hard, so she comes off like a 7 until the Christmas party where shes like a 12. She’s got a decent body for 30. Divorced. One kid in middle school.

Anyway, covid has the whole company remote, but I have meetings with her about tasks she needs done for her group over the last year via video. She’s seen Kate and Kate they’ve exchanged pleasantries. We don’t hide anything from each other, so Kate knew we’d flirted in the past. She innediately understood why.

Anyway, as happens in the world you need to change companies to get a real pay raise. I found a company looking for a remote position I was over qualified for that paid more and I got the job. Read more »

[MF] – These masks are great for exhibitionists

Kate and I have gotten a little bit more brazen lately due to wearing these masks in public. If we’re shopping in the store, I might smack her ass more. She’ll show me something we should buy and then grab my dick. It built over several weeks and spilled over this weekend.

We’ve had sneaky public sex before the rona, but this escalation was different. We were suddenly not caring about getting caught. PDA was on high level. It was probably gross to all the prudes watching and I’m sure there were pervs staring.

This weekend the weather was gorgeous following some thunderstorms and we decided to go kayaking. For some stupid reason, the park requires masks at all times, even when kayaking. Whatever. I’m glad to be out of the house. We kayak to an island in the middle of the small lake. It’s not an uncommon spot for fishermen or hammockers to hang out. The water from lake makes the breeze cool on the island. Read more »