This necessarily isn’t my most exciting story, it was just a turning point in my bull adventures.
So my old account was pretty popular on a few nsfw subs, your penis being semi internet famous has its perks but mostly cons, my Kik was littered with horny old dudes proposing one favour or the other for vids, pics, meets etc.
“I’d let you fuck my wife if you do xyz”
I’d mostly ignore them as it’s normally some dude in Arizona spamming me, begging to buy my plane tickets, “just come to Arizona with a days notice and no cash”
lol sure, that’s not how niggas get kidnapped at all ”
The demands would always crack my and my girl up, she’d actually egg me on to text them back and we’d have some fun with it.
So in the long list of entitled guys who think I just lay awake dreaming about their wife and nothing else is ‘prick-2’.
Prick 2 earned his exquisite name by blowing up my phone over and over again, at god know what time, begging me to meet his girl, “no nigga is 4am, I have work tomorrow and you definitely ooze serial killer vibes”