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One night out on U Street my friend brought out this new girl, Heather. She was the little sister of my friend Wes’s gf, Shoshanna. Heather was short and slim, with dyed blonde hair and extremely pale skin. She had run track in college at AU and was in amazing shape. She had only graduated college just a month or two before– still in that stage when drinking legally at bars was a new thing.
My buddy had been hooking up with her, but that had ended when Wes & Shoshanna found out and warned my friend away. The three of us had a great time, getting super-drunk and staying out to the bars until 3 AM. I had a good feeling about Heather and had gotten her number. We texted a bit the next week, and made plans to get a drink on 14th. We had really good conversation. She was dressed like a total slut and knew it, complete with a choker, a flimsy little top, tight pants, and a skimpy g-string that showed right through. She demurely apologized for dressing in such a provocative way, but offered no explanation.