One night me and my buddies were drinking at my place and my brother has his bitchy gf over, he came down to have a few beers with us and left her upstairs and she got all pissed off, I guess they went out for drinks before and she just wanted him to herself but that wasn’t gonna happen Saturday’s for the boys….
So we’re drinking and my brother ends up crashing early, she comes down and starts bitching at me like I was him saying how she wants some attention and I better get upstairs,
And I tell her to relax and come sit with the boys, She flips me off and throws a tantrum and heads up stairs
10 minutes later she comes down with her tits out and says if I don’t fuck her I better let one of my buddies,
I said let’s see how good you are multitasking and put her to work,
My brother was K.Oed and didn’t wake up, He missed out, Were prolly gonna scrap after he hears this one