[MF] [humor] AN ODE TO UNDERGROUND TARTS – A poem about swinging, or is it about underground trains. Either way, it’s all just a bit of good old fashioned British humor.

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Now I will confess to you a secret if you’ll keep

That every single working day, with lots of women I do sleep.

It doesn’t matter if they’re single, married, or divorced.

The age or size is of no concern, nor is their color, of course.

There is something special about that great surprise

When taking in her beauty through my bleary eyes.

The skeptics say “How could you?” as they lecture me in life

About the fact, I’m married and should be faithful to my wife.

But my wife knows all about it and in fact, it makes her grin

To think that many people would consider it a sin.

But alas! It’s not so grandiose; in fact, you’ve made a boob!

‘Cos all these women I sleep with are just passengers on the tube!

We sit there, side by side just dozing and our heads begin to flop.

Snoozing like back-benchers, just waiting for our stop.

And when we reach our destinations, politely we do nod,

[MF] [work] [rom] [secretary] A JOB IS A Job – A young woman turns a summer appointment into a full-time job after several demonstrations of her lusty abilities.

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High school was over and college was two months down the road. I needed a job. What I really needed was money. Anyhow, I took the first clerical job that came along, a menial, $250 a week, minimum wage job at a big brokerage house in the city. I rode the subway to work and did what I was asked almost without thought until one day a couple of guys from accounting asked me out to lunch.

I was reasonably well dressed for a change, new blouse, and a tight skirt, and they were pretty cute so I went, and we chatted and flirted and ate small steaks and drank red wine and took an hour. They told some dirty jokes and did some thigh patting, but nothing serious. And they paid for my lunch.

So the next Friday, I wore my new summer dress, the one with no back that bares my boobs if I don’t stand up straight, and they asked me out again. I guess I ought to say something about my boobs because they are reasonably spectacular if you are interested in that sort of thing.

[MF] [rom] [military] [sci-fi] DUTY CALL – A pretty young Ensign learns that the Space Academy way is not the only way. A sci-fi sex story.

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“Captain,” this quiet voice said, “permission to speak?”

I put down my stylus and looked up into the dark eyes of a lovely, young ensign with a killer body. “Of course,” I said, feeling my prong jump. Obviously, I had been working too hard. She was a joy to watch breathe.

“McKeever,” she said, “Ensign Race McKeever.” She tapped the nametag on her big left breast. It jiggled, the boob not the nametag.

“Race?” I asked, puzzled as I admired her full-chested and long-legged body. Somewhere, I am sure, there is an officer who chooses girls for the Academy, and someday I want to thank him. Her jumpsuit looked to be painted on, ready to burst. “At ease, McKeever.” Her nipples did not relax.

“A family name, sir. It’s about my duties.”

I sat back and admired her, head to toe. Succulent was the word that came to mind. Good enough to eat, as my grandfather loved to say. I nodded and resisted the urge to lick my lips.

[MF] [1st] [oral] IF I WAS YOUR GIRLFRIEND – A college girl’s first time is now only a memory, but what a memory.

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Maybe it was the party, maybe it was the trash-can punch, who knows, maybe I had just finally truly come to grips with my sexuality, but that night with Wayne will always seem fresh in my mind. I remember it almost every day, bringing up every detail and refreshing it in my mind so that it seems like it was only last night that I found myself wandering into the small, darkened bedroom in the depths of the frat house.

I didn’t see him there at first, the bright lights of the front room still sparkling in my blurred eyes. But as my vision adjusted, I realized that there was someone laying sideways across the bed.

“Oh,” I said, “I didn’t realize there was someone in here. I’ll go,” and I started to leave.

Whoever was on the bed raised his head and said, “Robin? Is that you?” I recognized the voice as Wayne’s. I paused for a moment, then turned back into the room.

“It’s me,” I said.

[MF-teen] [voy] [exh] [mast] VOYEUR HITS PAYDIRT – A voyeur’s search for the Holy Grail ends with a business trip. It’s all about, location, location, location.

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As a long-time voyeur, I’ve had some good luck. There were those few times when guys brought their women into the adult bookstore and arcade in our neighborhood. Sometimes I was able to watch the action through a glory-hole, sometimes I could just hear it.  

As the hard-core voyeur knows, you don’t always have to see everything. Like the time I saw the couple in the car at the local park. All I could see was the top of her head bobbing up and down over his lap and it was

enough to get me off. Or the time at a dance club when a couple was going at it in the bathroom stall. I could hear the pounding, the moaning and all I could see was their legs up just past the ankles and her little silk panties on the floor.

But it was a business trip that led me to the ultimate find. I work for a small business without a big budget, so I wasn’t exactly staying at a four-star. It was a chain motel in a neighborhood not far from the local high school.

[MF] [husband] [cheat] [exh] THE DRESS – A cheating husband short sex story about a man shopping for a new dress for his wife when he meets someone for sex.

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I stopped at the mall to surprise my wife with a new dress. She always likes it when I surprise her with a new dress before a party.

I was going through the rack when I saw a lady we knew most likely shopping for the same party. Her name is Kim and I had been seeing her out jogging quite a bit lately and she was looking very hot with her new toned body.

She and her husband have kids in the same school like ours and we have known them for 10 years or so and she is one of my wife’s best friends and I play golf with her husband all summer. I would guess she is about the same age as me, 38.

Kim and I talked for a while and then she asked if I would let her model the dress for her. She was not sure about the size since she had recently lost 18 pounds. When the door opened she stood there and I think my tongue hit the floor.

[MF-teens] [exh] [oral] [cheat] [rom] HIGH SCHOOL AFFAIR – Lori and I were just friends. I already had a girlfriend, but when Lori wore that little pink dress, I definitely paid attention. What happened that afternoon in the darkroom was just between us.

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Lori and I had been friends since we were freshmen. Sure, we flirted and teased a little, but I don’t think either of us expected anything to ever come of it. I had a girlfriend and I know Lori had been in and out of a couple of relationships.

In our senior year, Lori started dressing a little sexier and teasing a little more, not just with me. She was cuter than hot, a very petite girl with light brown hair. She had a little pink dress that definitely got the guys’ attention. The silky material clung tightly to her body and then hung loose a few inches below her ass.

We worked as editors on the high school yearbook. That afternoon, we were going over a page, with me sitting and her standing. She brushed her leg against my hand and I moved back. But then her leg was back against my hand, more firmly, and I figured “what the hell” and kept my hand still. The feeling of her smooth thigh against me was getting me hard in a hurry.

[MF] PUSSY FUCKING – I can’t speak for the female half of the species, but I can for us guys. There is nothing, absolutely nothing, to compare with the sensations of fucking a woman’s pussy.

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Before you even start there’s the anticipation. Maybe a shower where you’re washing your body, massaging your nuts and pole with hot soapy water, knowing that in a very short time you’ll be fucking your woman, humping her for all she’s worth.

The anticipation is almost as good as the sex… though not quite.

Then the feeling that you get as you climb on to the bed naked, the feeling of your hard-on swaying as you creep closer to her. And the knowledge that she wants it as badly as you do. Knowing that her body is just as sensitive to the moment as yours is.

That first sensation of skin against skin as you nestle next to her and maybe kiss her, or take a nipple into your mouth. Yes, swirling your tongue around a nipple is good for both of you. I know it always makes me start to manufacturer my lube.

[MF] [wife] SLUT – Debbie threw her head back and still rubbing her pussy, began to moan. I could see her cunt quiver as she lifted her bottom from the sofa to urge the orgasm in hot blasts from within, shivers of my pretty girl’s lust laid forth as a feast for my gluttonous eyes.

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“Would a threesome excite you?” Debbie asked me as she entered the family room. My wife spoke calmly, almost disinterestedly, as though my thoughts on having group sex were of some academic concern to her. As such, the provocative nature of the question took a moment to sink in, but when it finally occurred to me, what Debbie had said, I looked up at my wife in utter surprise.

“What?” I began to say, but my thoughts were lost before I finished one. Debbie and I had never discussed anything like this. I don’t know why. It just never came up.

“I mean, like if we…” Debbie tried to explain.

“It could,” I interrupted. I would have surrendered an enthusiastic, “Hell, yes!” but women had taught me to suspect a trap when one of them started leading me down some naughty hallway. Who could tell what awkward confession I might be tricked into making? Perhaps overcautious, I would commit to nothing; If there was a chance we were taking the first step toward some outrageous fantasies, my best bet as a husband was to let my good lady wife lead us her merry way.

[M+/F+] [wife] [anon-sex] [swing] [group] THE DARKROOM – My ex-wife and I began swinging 5 years before we were married back in 1973.

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One time, while living in Colorado, we were invited to the home of a local attorney who was a popular swinging single guy, with loads of money.

In his palatial home, he would throw some pretty wild “sex parties”. He fancied himself to be some kind of “Hugh Hefner”.

When we arrived at his place, he informed us that he had built a new room at the back of the house, which he called, the darkroom. It was not a room used to develop film; it was a room specially designed for “anonymous sex,” and this was in the days before AIDS became a household word.

The room was basically “wall-to-wall BED”. He had designed it and had it constructed to his exacting specifications. It was PITCH BLACK.

Absolutely NO LIGHT could enter the room, hence the name, “darkroom”.

Gals would go into a separate “undressing” area from the men, who would have their OWN “undressing” room. After getting naked, one would walk through a few doors, until you were in the darkroom (which you could tell for sure, because your bare feet would suddenly be on a BED, and you could NOT see anything).