[M]y hottest and most unlikely encounter with a married MIL[F]

I’m a dirtbag with a big dick and a decent-looking face. A big dick lets you get away with a lot. Women are always curious, and some will go out of their way for a taste.

This is one of those stories. A friend of mine had been hooking up with this married chick: a redhead (which is a personal weakness of mine) who was the very definition of curvy. The perfect mom-bod.

He broke things off, but would always talk about her blowjobs: unforgettable, he said. He brings her up again one night, and I’m feeling especially horny and confident, so I tell him to give me her number. He does. And a few days later, I shoot her a message out of the blue: a quick hello, plus a picture of me just out of the shower.

I expected nothing, to be honest. Maybe even a couple of lines about me being a dirtbag for approaching her out of the blue. Instead, minutes later, I get a picture of her: hair wet, foream just covering her nipples. ‘Just out of the shower myself.’