I marked this as funny because to me the sheer randomness of this occurrence just makes me laugh and usually gets a few people to chuckle.
This past September, I was in dire need of a massage. I had just started working again and a trip to Halloween Horror Nights left me as sore as can possibly be. I hit up a friend of mine asking which massage parlor he goes to since he knows a lot of the good places for anything in our area. He sends me the info and I set my appt for the next hour. I’ve been to one other massage parlor before and it went fine, I’ve heard plenty about “happy endings” and all that but I mean who hasn’t? Nevertheless I wasn’t going expecting anything like that anyway.
I show up to my appt & pay up front, only $45 for 1hr of full body (if you ask me that’s a steal). The lady at the front desk then takes me to the other side of the folding screen. It’s quiet, dark, and plenty of short beds for foot massages, I see two gentlemen indulging in such. There’s about three tall white curtains to the left, the lady leads me to the middle one where there’s two bigger beds for the full body massages. She then asks if I want gentle or tough, I say tough and she leaves the curtain. I sit on the bed and await further instructions.