So this was twenty years ago. In my day, we couldn’t send nudes whenever we wanted. We didn’t have video or snaps!
We used AIM for our dirty chats, and we liked it! At any rate, I was younger, drunker, and on another continent from a friend with benefits. Here’s what we talked about one day, no edits or inventions. She was this much fun in person, too. I’m “M” (and [M]), she’s “S”.
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M: Just put a drunk friend to bed.
S: lol nice
M: Yep.
M: Women.
M: They’re unfathomable.
S: hey now lol
M: They are!
M: I stand by that assertion.
S: yeah you’re right
M: I just put to bed a girl who fights with me like cats and dogs when she’s sober (80% of the time) but comes on to me like there’s no tomorrow when she’s drunk.
S: haah i know how that goes
S: pretty sad but i guess you’ll have that
M: You do?
M: Tell me, how does that go?
M: Because I’m confused as hell.