Author: El_Dentay

[M]y first, and only, successful Tinder date. (Very long)

Hey y’all, I haven’t posted in a while and I’ve been meaning to write this one out for a long while. Please excuse any weird formatting as I’m writing this on my phone late at night. This is gonna be a long one that will take a while to lay all the way as I’m going to go off on some tangents to lend some context and add some comedy. If you just wanna skip to the sexy time stuff I’ll have a marker labeled

*Sexy Time*

So without further delay, let’s dive in.

So way back in like late October/ early November of 2019 I had been using Tinder to hopefully find someone cool to date. During that time I can remember stumbling onto a profile of an attractive Femme who had some really cute photos on thier profile, and a funny bio to boot. The real kicker was that one of their photos had a picture of them with a rat trap on their tongue. Yes dear reader, I know that’s weird, that being said my profile had a short clip of me wearing a cactus, so weird attracts weird. Suffice to say I swiped right thinking nothing would ever come out of it, but hoping something would because my abysmal luck with Tinder the previous 3 years. Read more »

I [M] [F]ucked a friend, and it was the best sex I’ve ever had.

(Context) So a few years back when I was the tender age of 18 I was pretty insecure about the size of my member. At the time I had been talking to friend, who I had met at a festival years before, she was in a relationship that she was unhappy with for sure. So one day I asked her if I could send her a Dick pic, (total fuck boy thing to do, I know, I was younger and dumber then.) She asked her bf if it was only, he said yeah, and well she said my dick looked nice. This was about four months before the annual festival we both attended each year. Between then and the festival she broke up with her bf, we started sexting, and planned to have sex when we saw each other next. So we finally see each other and are hanging out the first day I get my camp set up, and boy howdy let me tell you that there was some sexual tension. A description of the two of us before we begin, I was a 6’5″ 330 pound giant of a guy with dish-water blonde, curly hair, and pale brown skin. She was a 5’6″ chubby gall with a cute round ass and smaller tits, and longish tangly dark brown hair, pale white skin, and tons of freckles. Now onto the story. Read more »