That time I [m] ate my g[f]’s ass at the park [public]

I’ve been a long time lurker and decided to post and old story due to the insane boredom that comes with quarantine.

Myself and my girlfriend Jane where invited to a friend’s murder mystery party a couple of years ago. The friend only lived 5 blocks away, and we love murder mystery, so we where never going to say no. My friend was a great writer, so he decided to write the whole mystery himself and make each person a character that would make fun at their personality. He wrote me as a country club attending trust fund kid, and my gf as a professional tennis player.

Anyway, we get to the night of the party and I dress up as the biggest douchebag I could think of, and my girlfriend dresses up in her workout clothes with surprisingly short shorts, which really made her big ass look even bigger, and if she bent over you could almost see her black thong underneath. As soon as I saw her in these shorts, I was instantly hard, unfortunately we didn’t have time to have fun as we were already late.