Her: “I got some new thigh high socks. Come over.”
Amazing. Last time she came over, we were discussing various turn-ons. I was still relatively inexperienced then, we were 22 and had been tumbling around the city, both in and out of the bedroom. The Playboy aesthetic informed much of what I found sexually attractive at the time and I loved those centerfolds that would wear thigh high socks. (Who am I kidding, I still do) I asked if she had a pair and she told me all about how she’d been exploring the role of pain in her arousal.
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I hadn’t replied yet.
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Her: “Just got a wax this week. Seemed like an important detail.”
We were platonic friends through high school and kept in touch through college. She got an internship in the town I had moved to after college. There was always a little bit of something between us and absence of parental oversight allowed for the introduction of naked times to our relationship.
Me: “I’m on my way.”
Her: “Apologies in advance. Craigslist roommate is here.”