I was in the south of England last weekend for a wedding. The couple getting married have parents who are too wealthy, so the reception and meal took place in a huge hotel with a gargantuan estate. The grounds must have been about 50 acres, with a small hedge maze and a long reflecting pool with a fountain and a sculpture garden with realistic replicas of classic greek masterpieces. In short – pretty fucking fancy.
I’d been asked to go by one of the guys I am currently seeing, who was a university friend with the groom. When I heard there would be a free drinks bar, I was happy to sign up. The guy I’m seeing wore a dull black suit. I went through my closet and in the end selected a dark green velvet effect number I have, with slits that run high along my legs and a decolletage that can be a little scandalous if I bend forward too far. I have very large breasts, and I know the precise angle at which they will begin to spill from the dress and show a hint of my little nipples.