Author: DrunkFitnessNerd

I Ate Her Out Against A Tree [MF]

There are some cultural differences between Ukrainian and Americans. One that is very apparent is the American’s tendency to smile more. Smiling and drinking some beers at a bar in Kyiv, I easily stuck out. But I wasn’t the only one smiling.

Across the bar was a Polish girl named Gosia with a radiant smile. I knew I had to introduce myself. One good thing about being in another country where you don’t speak the local language is when you run into someone who speaks your language fluently it’s an easy conversation starter.

As soon as I approached her and started speaking English her face lit up. She told me how she spoke 5 different languages as part of being a flight attendant and was just staying one night in Kyiv. Our conversations went on and on for hours as we drank and kept our eyes on each other. Her light brown eyes stared at me with excitement as I told her about my life and travels, to the point where the “find some who looks at you the way so and so does” memes popped in my head. Read more »

Finally Hooked Up With My Crush, Then Covid Happened [MF]

The plan was finish my degree in Sweden then get a job somewhere in Europe. As much as I loved America, I loved the thrill of living in a foreign country. But 2020 had different plans for my career and my love life.

I had met Mia in the gym a few months earlier. She was a German girl studying at the same University. She was 4’10”, fit curvy hips, jet black hair, and was pretty tan for a German.

We had been flirting with each other in and outside the gym, complimenting each other figures, outfits, etc. The week earlier we had grabbed a casual beer after working out. Unfortunately since we both had to wake up early the next day, a beer and a conversation was as far as it went.

Fast forward a week. And everything had changed. Covid 19 had everyone freaking out. Classes shut down, bars closed down, and I was being forced to go back to the US within a few days.

To say a final goodbye, a friend decided to throw a party for me at his apartment with around 10 people showing up. To my surprise one of those people was Mia. Read more »

Eating Out the Girl From the Cafe [MF]

“So, umm you want to go back to my place?” she asked nervously. I looked at her somewhat surprised and taken back, but replied instinctively: “Yes”

I had met Mia 8 hours earlier while joining in on a language cafe in Seoul, where many young Koreans gathered to practice their English in a social setting. My reasoning for being there was actually not in the pursuit of getting laid, but for genuinely befriending local Koreans and try to fully experience their culture during my short visit in the country. However, being the only two Americans in a group of 20-30 attendants we naturally found each other. She was an English teacher and was attempting to improve her Korean. With her fair olive skin, beautiful silk-like long black hair, and brown eyes that looked at you intensely, she must have been that teacher whom the dads loved to see. Read more »

[MF] Chinese Yoga Instructor Tries American Cock for the First Time

There’s a stereotype about white men in China: They are only there to fuck easy Chinese girls and ease their “yellow fever”. I never had a strong fetish for Asian women in particular and hooked up mostly with other internationals while over there. But every once in awhile, I’d see a Chinese girl that would make my jaw drop. Mei was one of those girls.

She strolled in my favorite small dive bar, wearing all black, with a shirt that really highlighted her fit yoga-instructor body. Despite being part of the Chinese upper-middle-class, her English wasn’t all that good. I had to use my mandarin to its fullest extent, which differed depending on how many drinks I had. Fortunately, we fully understood each other’s body language. We drank, laughed, joined the other patrons in horribly singing songs, then drunkenly made out with each other while dancing. By 5 am, the bartender had had enough of our drunken asses and threw us out. Read more »

[MF] The kinky “Lesbian”

“Hey, so I have to warn you. I’m actually a Lesbian”

Those were her words after we had been spent 10 minutes in a nightclub in Shanghai. I had laughed at that. Was she just saying that to get rid of me? Or was she actually a full-on lesbian. I glanced at her two friends behind her. They definitely looked pretty butch. So maybe she actually was. But damn did she have a nice ass, which was rarer in Shanghai. But she wasn’t Chinese. She was a light mocha skin African girl. I wasn’t about to give up that easily. At the very least I wanted to continue dancing with her.

“Well that’s fine, but if you want we can just continue dancing” I responded.

We did just that. For hours and hours while the Asian club music pounded away we were dancing and grinding upon each other. We started kissing, making out aggressively, and lightly biting each other’s lips and necks. As the night went on both of our friends’ groups had left until it was just the two of us. Finally, we decided to go back to her place. Read more »

First time I got head was at my sister’s slumber party [MF]

First time I got head was at my sister’s slumber party

One of the good things about growing up with a sister around the same age was she had some hot friends. One Saturday night two of them came over to spend the night. A hot slutty brunette and pretty nerdy blonde.

When my sister went to bed her friends and I remained in the main room watching a movie. I was on a couch sharing a blanket with the slutty brunette, who was a year older than me. The nerdy blonde was sitting on the other side of the room.

Under the blanket our hands touched. Despite being the confident athletic jock at school, I was nervous as hell in that moment. But as knew what she wanted. I guided her hand to the outline of my long cock through my gym shorts. We kept looking at the tv pretending not to be up to anything, but I saw her bite her lip as she felt how big I was. Read more »

Her Ass Dented My Cart [MF]

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She was the perfect fwb. Pretty face, perfect ass, green eyes that would look up at me while giving head, and most importantly she was super chill. The first time she came over she brought me a burrito then smoked me out. I’ve never been more satisfied than having my stomach full of Mexcian food, my mind as high as a kite, and seeing her smoked green eyes look up at me while gagging on my cock. So naturally every time I knew she was coming over, my body and mind would go into a sex-fueled frenzy.

One night I went to go pick her up to take her back to my place. My cock was rock hard the entire drive over there as I thought of what I was going to do to her. I wanted to feel that tight wet pussy, hear her moan, and feel her legs shake.

When she hopped into the passenger seat and I started driving off, I reached over to put my hand on her thigh then up her shorts. She was already wet. Read more »