First Fuck With My (M22) Ex Manic Pixie Dream Girl (F18) [MF]

This is a few years ago when I was in my second year of uni.

I matched with this tall, ginger Irish lass on tinder and invited her to this Metal event my housemate was dragging me to.

We hadn’t spoken much, just general pleasantries and I kind of invited her as a throwaway thing while I was on my way to the event. I didn’t even know she turned up until I saw her in line at the bar.

She didn’t recognise me, I had just started growing a beard properly, all of my tinder pics are clean shaven so it took a few seconds to get her attention and say hi.

The music was shit, for a metal night all they seemed to be playing was back to back pop punk. I don’t mind pop punk but if I’ve come to a metal night I want, at the very least, some Maiden. And they only had one bartender on so the wait for drinks got ridiculous.

Sandra and I ended up sitting in the smoking area to chat for a few minutes before deciding we wanted to get the fuck out of there and head to mine. (God I miss uni).

I (M25) Fucked One Of My Friends (F27) During Quarantine [MF]

I’m a bartender, so obviously during this UK lockdown I’ve been off work and bored shitless. One of my mates is a bar manager that works in my city and we’ve gotten quite close during “this trying time”. It helps that were both quite open about our sex lives with each other and have both acknowledged the attraction, we just hadn’t done anything about it.

During the first couple weeks of the rigourous lockdown that we started with (1 hour a day exercise , 1 hour trip for food and essentials, 22 hours indoors staring at a wall) my friend, Cecilia, started asking me about my experiences with non monogamy and the swinging scene. She confessed that she was talking to a guy online she was interested in, but wanted to keep things open as she had plans for some experiences post Corona with some people she’s interested in (BDSM stuff, not my bag but good on her for expanding her horizons). After some sleuthing she realised that this guy she was talking to was catfishing her. He then tried to blackmail her because he had nudes he could send to her parents through Facebook. The freak even bought a prepaid SIM card to contact her on.