Author: DrummBumm89

Surprise First Anal [MF]

Bored & feeling the need to touch on a good memory. This happened back when I was 25 and she was just a few months older. We took a trip up and down the state during a long weekend to see our favorite bands on opposite sides of the state. We were happily in our relationship for a couple years at this point, with a libido that matched our ages and obsessive nature we had towards each other. This meant many hours in the car, ranging from alien talks, to work, to dirty talk with some light playing/teasing while I drove.

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We got into our hotel at a decent time and had a night to spare before the second concert. After we checked in we went full-on 15 year old, making out and getting gropey. When checking into hotels, we would always ask for two beds (making us look like good-Christians) while in reality we really just wanted to have a sex-bed and a sleep-bed.

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After a days worth of teasing in the car and chafing my cock against her dress, I was over it. However, she was ready to eat and wanted to keep the tease going as long as she could. Read more »

[FM] A Good Revenge Fuck To Get Over A Cheating Ex

I’ve got some time so I figured I’d tell you a redemption story of myself getting laid. I warn this is 9 pages of mostly rambling.

There is some decent backstory if you are into that sort of thing. If you’re not, I’ll put ************ before the steamy stuff happens. As I have stated before, I’m not much for erotic lit, this is just more of a “doesn’t matter had sex” moment in my life.

There’s descriptions of me in my other posts, but for continuity, here’s where I was at, at the time.

Myself: third year of college, shoulder length brown hair (got more than a few comments that my hair was nicer than 90% of womens) with some blonde in it, green eyes, 5’7 and thin. I have had multiple people tell me my smile is the first thing they notice. In relation to reddits standards, I have an obnoxiously small penis and am built with an average cock. Read more »

A[F]ter 192 Hours & An 11 Hour Car Drive, I Loose [M]y Virginity

Since my last post had me boasting a little bit about my success of whiskey dick, I might as well flip the coin to show one of many times I was not so suave. Thank you to the people who read my last endeavor, I figured it’s hotter than shit outside and I need to relax so here’s another. The story is “gonewild” but it’s more just a failure of my sexual prowess. As per normal feedback is welcomed and if it doesn’t get you going hopefully you can get at least get a laugh today.

This story is about the conquest it took to lose my virginity. It’s not the greatest story nor is it the sexiest, but I have no care to exaggerate or boast. Spoiler alert, I did well enough to have sex again and that was pretty rad.

So myself and Melanie were in our late teens, and had been dating a few months. Young love & all that shit. It was both of our first serious relationships. Myself because I was too focused on other stuff to try to commit to the energy it entailed, and for Melanie because she was incredibly quiet and didn’t get out much. It was a win-win for me, she asked me out and didn’t seem like a pain in the ass and 5 months flew by quicker than I thought. Read more »

My adventure to getting laid by my best friends crush [MF] [Cheating]

Hello, I have never written anything quite this R rated that wasn’t for a college course. Here’s a strange set of events that I sure enjoyed many moons ago. Feedback is always welcome and I hope you enjoy. It may not be the most exciting story written, but I feel zero need to embellish or lie. There is some build-up, but I will make a line when the sexual stuff starts.

So it is winter break after my second year of college. I decided to stay home for school, while a good portion of my friends went off to venture the world for college. My friends are coming home for Christmas Break and lots are drinks are consumed as is usual. This particular incident is about a girl named Alex. Read more »