She woke me with her tongue wrapped around my ear, inhaling sharply.
“Huh?,” I said.
“You’ve been fingering my asshole for ten minutes in your sleep. Get inside me now.”
I have no idea if this happens to anyone else, and to what extent, but I feel like there is this deviant predator in my sleep subconscious and he’s been getting out recently. Multiple times a week now I wake up in the middle of sex with my wife, or with my fingers inside of her, or humping the shit out of her ass. It’s funny sometimes, it’s dirty some times, and it’s hot all of the times. So far she’s been into it, especially lately. I thought it was her the very first time we experienced sex mid-sleep together – she was blowing me very intensely while I was half-asleep and exploring a quasi-dream state right through to orgasming. I woke up coming in her mouth, and she says she woke up with me coming in her mouth. That’s in the spankbank, top ten. Later we established it was definitely me. I find that I have a fair amount of sex dreams and also some lucid dreams – either way I’m an apparently very humpy bedmate. And a cuddly grabber. She’s pulling my hand out of her shirt or peeling it off her ass most nights, and that’s usually it is she’s sleepy. But some nights its hot AF with my cock grinding into her ass and hands all over her tits as she jills off real quick.