So I used to frequent the “Casual Encounters” section of Craigslist quite often back in the day when that was a thing. One day I came across an ad that was looking for heavy cummers to record blowjobs in public with. So I replied and sent a dick pic like the ad requested.
Anyone who had ever replied to an ad knows that unless you’re chiseled like a Greek god and/or hung like a horse there was a 99% chance you were not getting a reply back. For an average looking guy posting an ad you had some luck but replying to an ad was a waste of time. BUT to my absolute surprise I got a reply back right away saying that I had the “perfect looking dick” and that she was interested. She asked a few follow up questions and then gave me instructions to meet her at a Starbucks.
At this point I was thinking this has to be a dude there’s no way this is real, so I asked for a pic and she sent one of herself. She was hot, had the look of a hot soccer mom with fake tits in her late 30s. I was still skeptical but I said fuck it and drove to the Starbucks.