Yes, I made an account to write this, not fictional or anything.
We have a pretty vanilla sex life. My wife (31, 5’8 brunette with a soft body and D/DD tits) has a pretty low sex drive and while she often does the birthday blowjob, and sex often involves both missionary AND doggy style, generally speaking she is not sex-adventurous. I’d say 75% of attempts for sex by me get turned down.
I am about 5’11, 29, bearded, not in shape but not obese, with a hair shy of 6″ dick. I like a little more sexual deviance but nothing too crazy. Mostly I get ideas from and am satisfied by this /sub and a few others. I will admit to being too quick on the draw though which I’m sure makes her less excited sometimes.
One thing we generally don’t do is sex when drunk. She’s never been into that since college and I’ve pretty much always respected that and not even tried. But for whatever reason, a few weeks ago, after a party at a neighbor’s house, I decided I was just a little too horny and uninhibited and while she was in the bathroom, I pulled up an online sex toy shop. When she climbed in to bed I simultaneously showed her the phone, reached around her and started kissing her neck. She was a little confused at first but with some suggestions and teasing got into it some.