Author: donatingtbs

[MF] Two consecutive Tinder hookups; in the airport bathroom (19 F) and then later on the plane (46 F).

I thought I’d submit something for the month’s contest, since it seems that since my last steady girlfriend, my sex life has been nothing but hook ups, to the point where I’ve seriously considered getting a vasectomy on occasion. Anyway, here’s the one I consider the best, which happened two years back.

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I was in DC at the time waiting for my plane to the UK to go and finish my last year at uni (mother was British before she married, and has always insisted I go do my degree there, in case anyone’s wondering; caused a lot of complications really). I was checking my wallet for some change to grab something to eat (not really that enthusiastic about the meals on planes) when realized I had a leftover condom from a hook up a week or so back. I suddenly get this wild itch, so out came my phone. I adjusted my profile description to indicate that I was looking for a quick one if anyone was nearby and game, then started swiping as many passable faces as I could see to save a little time. Read more »

[MF] Calling in sick at work to sneak into my jerkass neighbor’s home and breed his willing wife

[Trying to shock my ugly annoying neighbor into leaving me alone got me the hottest fuck I’ve had all year](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/db8y3v/mf_trying_to_shock_my_ugly_annoying_neighbor_into/)

[Snatching my ugly neighbor away from her family for a quick fuck](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/dbzu9d/mf_snatching_my_ugly_neighbor_away_from_her/)

This is a follow up to the above.

**TL;DR -** Friday, last week, whilst being pestered by my BBW butterface neighbor, Alice, we got caught up in a sudden, hot ‘hate fuck’ (ostensibly) moment. We warmed up to each other considerably after and she’s been driving me crazy horny since. I’m 24, whilst she’s 30-something (*maaaaybe* early 40s, but I doubt it) and gets off to calling me daddy during sex.

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After our last meeting on Saturday, I haven’t really had much contact with Alice except for a coffee at Starbucks on Monday and the odd text afterward and on Tuesday, but, otherwise, things have mostly been silent. At least until yesterday. I was still sleeping when an incoming text woke me up bleary-eyed and irritated to see that it’s not yet 6 am. My annoyance didn’t last long when I see that Alice is the sender, so I opened it up to see what was on her mind. Read more »

[MF] Snatching my ugly neighbor away from her family for a quick fuck.

[Trying to shock my ugly annoying neighbor into leaving me alone got me the hottest fuck I’ve had all year](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/db8y3v/mf_trying_to_shock_my_ugly_annoying_neighbor_into/)

The day after the above, I kind of spent most of my day at work wondering what the hell I had just done, whilst being plagued by an erection that just wouldn’t go away. Once I got off work, I took a detour from going to my local grocery spot just to see if I’d spot Alice at her home. Not really expecting anything of it, but, you know. Her asshole husband’s car was in the drive and I could see their twins playing in the front, but no sign of Alice, so I shrugged and drove on, already feeling like a bit of a creep from leaving the previous day without saying a word and, now, spying on her place.

Groceries in the boot and I was driving back, wondering what I should make that night, when I passed by the car park of the local supermarket. There was a figure there that I had an inkling was Alice, and, having been gnawed on by the worm of curiosity, I turned in for a closer look, ready to get back out if I was wrong. As I pull up across the parking, I can see it is her, loading her shopping from her cart into her car. Read more »

[MF] Trying to shock my ugly annoying neighbor into leaving me alone got me the hottest fuck I’ve had all year

Last Friday I was just finishing my bi-weekly gym quota and was heading home on foot just to slowly ease myself out of grind when a car pulls a hard corner and speeds down, nearly splashing me with a puddle. Needless to say, I was pissed, especially since I recognized the driver. Sure enough, as I make it round the corner, I can see the asshole’s wife fuming on the front porch. Nothing unusual then, just another fight between the problem couple in my little part of the world. I hunch my shoulders and try to keep a low profile, but to no avail, since she spots me anyway and decides to come over and vent.

Alice isn’t what most would consider a pretty woman (skip this paragraph if you do’t want to know). She has a face that’s somewhat too long, which isn’t at all complemented by a shaggy bob-cut done too short that’s been bleached blonde and doesn’t go with her brown eyes. Reasonably, she looks to be in okay health and has some curves, but whilst she’s not fat, she does have a few extra pounds, with emphasis on the ‘extra’. I’m guessing F cups when it comes to her breasts, but even at a glance, it’s clear that her bra is the only thing giving them shape. Read more »