I just typed this up for one of my friends, and thought you guys might also enjoy it.
A bit of back-story: I'm a super high libido woman who hasn't had sex for ages. I was getting crazy tight, so for the past few months have been purchasing and playing with a lot of sex toys. It's been… a fun ride.
Okay, so here we go.
I was really horny and struggling to focus, so got in the shower and put my new suction-cap dildo on the wall. I reversed onto it and started trying to figure out what worked. It's quite a small dildo, about 4.5" insertable, and I think 1.25" in diameter? Not sure, I think that's 4" around or less. So yes, much narrower and shorter than the average guy.
Anyway, I discovered fairly quickly that it probably wasn't going to do it for me – it wasn't long enough for me to use on the wall properly, I couldn't get the angle/depth right. Not that I didn't play for a long time, grinding myself back onto it, pushing myself up and down. It felt pretty good, but even playing with my clit, I wasn't going to get there.