[META] Why can’t you people enjoy a hot story without turning it into a PSA?

There is nothing worse than getting to the end of a really hot story and there, peeking up at you from the top of the comment section is something like:

Dude brah, you fucked that hot, stranger chick bareback and came inside her pussy? How could you? That’s like totally irresponsible brah. Like Larry-the-Always-Wear-a-Condom-Boa-Constrictor says: “Wrap it before you tap it.” I hope you make better decisions in the future.

The last thing I want to see while jacking it to stories of other people’s sexual exploits is a fucking PSA from my high school health teacher.

Am I the only one here to read pornography? Does every story here really need to include a paragraph detailing proper condom usage? Did they properly pinch the reservoir tip when rolling on the condom? Did they also apply spermicidal lube? My balls are aching to find out.

If somebody is posting a story of nasty raw dog sex with a stranger, they are almost definitely either:
1. Aware it was irresponsible and somewhat ashamed
2. Aware it was irresponsible and find that extra hot
3. Making the whole thing up

So what are you accomplishing with your little responsibility lectures other than deflating my boner?