This happened around ten years ago. I was up past bedtime for some reason and while flipping the channels, I landed on this movie. It had this awkward guy in a high school and everything. Looked fun. 10 mins into the film, comes in [Elisha Cuthbert](http://gfycat.com/MixedRapidHoneycreeper).
Now, keep in mind that at this point, I knew nothing about jerking off. I did know Elisha from 24 though and thought she was pretty. Then there was the stretching and stripping . Heart started beating so damn fast and I panicked as a got a boner as I didn’t know what was happening. I continued watching the rest of the movie which has Elisha doing incredibly sexy stuff. The entire time, my heart rate was through the roof, had a feeling of butterflies in my stomach and my boner felt like it was going to explode.
By the time the movie was over, I was feeling really lightheaded and dizzy, and had severe blue balls which hurt like hell. The pain had spread to my entire lower abdomen and my rapid heart rate made my chest hurt (my panic at what was happening certainly didn’t help). Boner didn’t go down and it felt like it was going to explode.
I thought I was going to die, started crying, and woke my parents. Told them about chest pains and lightheadedness and they panicked too. Now, the movie had started at 11pm and it was now well past midnight. A doctor lived right next to our house (she was 29 or so and had just started out) and my parents took me there. But her door was locked, meaning she was on a night shift.