Cum Dumpster is a term of endearment

It was a holiday weekend, for which I had traveled home. I work out of town and only come home every other week or so to visit my S/O who lives in my house and looks after things. Much of the weekend had been spent with family and friends but now it was finally just the two of us. Unfortunately it was nearly time for me to head back to the airport.

Due to a myriad of reasons including medication, mental health, current living situation and some unresolved issues affecting the overall climate of the relationship our sex life had suffered dramatically. We have been together for a while and have always had excellent sexual chemistry. She knows what I like and I know just how to push her buttons. We have no limits that I can think of; nothing that we won't do to/for/with each other.

So it is just before I have to leave for the airport and we are lamenting the fact that we didn't find time to be intimate that weekend. When I get a call from someone requesting my immediate help with a computer emergency. So I open my already packed bag and quickly set up two laptops side by side on the dining room table. My girlfriend walks away as I begin working feverishly.