This tale has been in the making for months. Tina is one of the first women to message us on reddit, saying she had been a lurker for years but that my stories prompted her to finally find a valid user name and message us. She described herself as 23 years old, 5’6 and 130 pounds, curly black hair, tan skin, and brown eyes, but this gave us only a vague idea of how attractive she is– she’s a stunner. She also discussed some of the hobbies we have in common and various other personal details that really endeared her to us. We started talking way back in October, but between Friendsgiving, Halloween, and various travel plans, it was difficult to plan a date together. We moved from reddit to text and snapchat occasionally swapping pictures, but nothing too explicit. Then, the day of our big date– nearly a month after we started talking– she told us that she had started casually seeing someone and she wouldn’t feel comfortable being intimate with us. It was somewhat disappointing, but we took it in stride and told her that it wasn’t a big deal and that she should keep us in mind in the future.
Author: District_Couple
[mff] Our friend brought her strapless dildo and bluetooth vibrator over for some fun…
After [our first meeting with Ellie](https://old.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/aknmob/mff_the_first_time_my_partner_and_i_got_to_dp/) it took a while for our schedules to align once again, but once they did, we had a wonderful second date. To remind you all, Diana is around 5’4 and stacked (like, bad at tetris stacked) with dark brown hair, big hazel eyes, and pierced nipples. I’m 5’10, with a beard, short dark brown hair, a bunch of tattoos, and a body built by rock climbing and yoga. Ellie is 5’11 (dem legs tho) with freshly dyed orange/red hair, and piercing blue eyes.
Diana got a pair of stockings for me and wore them out under a black dress, so I was already primed for a good night. After getting to the bar, we saw that although Ellie had come from work, she was not quite in work-appropriate clothing. She had on a lacy top that hardly covered the lingerie she was wearing underneath, although she did have a scarf/shawl thing to keep from being totally indecent. After a couple rounds and appetizers, we went back to Diana’s and opened a few more beers in her room.
She wore a buttplug to our first date [mff]
The first fun surprise of the evening came when Diana took off Kasey’s panties to reveal the pink buttplug she had been wearing the entire night. She said it was to train herself to associate anal stimulation with her erotic experiences and eventually be an “anal goddess”.
We met Kasey on reddit, thanks to our posts here and on /r/dcandbaltimorer4r. She described herself as thin, blonde, and blue-eyed, but she didn’t tell us just how gorgeous she was. We exchanged pictures and found out that way. She told us she was looking for something more than a hookup, but less than a poly relationship. Basically, friends with whom she could explore her sexuality. And that’s pretty much everything Diana and I want, so we made plans with her as soon as we could.
We met her at a bar near Diana’s and Kasey was wearing this olive green dress that she looked amazing in. She said it was one of her colors, and she was right. I (5’10, athletic, tattooed, brown hair/eyes/beard) was wearing black pants and a blue henley and Diana (5’4, busty and petite, hazel eyes, a short brown bob, and a killer smile) had on a tight pair of blue jeans and a black top. We talked about our jobs, dating, and she was very curious about our non-monogamous relationship. That’s pretty much our favorite topic of conversation, so we happily answered all of her questions and eventually went back to Diana’s after a couple rounds.
[mff] How a reddit connection led to a threesome and her first time with another woman
23-year-old Kelly messaged us after seeing our posts on r/gonewildstories and r/baltimoreanddcdr4r. Relatively inexperienced, she was curious about BDSM and eager to explore her sexuality with an older couple who knew what they were doing. Blue-eyed, blonde and petite, she spent the week sending us some dirty pictures and tantalizing texts. She wanted a firm hand telling her what to do, and we were happy to provide direction.
Of course, Diana and I were on board. She’s 25, 5’4, brunette hair in a bob, pierced nipples, and stacked like she’s bad at Tetris. I’m 30, 5’10, athletic, bearded, hairy chested, and heavily tattooed. After some tacos, cocktails, and stimulating conversation, we decided to go to Diana’s for a second round.
We talked about her experiences with non-monogamy and how she’d never been with a woman before or been with anyone from reddit. We went over what we wanted, what our limits were, and eventually began getting a little closer. I remember Kelly was laying on the bed and I had a hand on her stomach. She asked me about my tattoos, so Diana encouraged me to show them off. I unbuttoned my shirt and was rewarded with Kelly’s hands on my chest and back. She showed us her one tattoo on the back of her neck, and we continued our talking until there came a lull in the conversation. I stroked her cheek and leaned down for a kiss.
[mff] I had her panties in my hand before we even left the bar
Sonya messaged me and my partner on reddit a few months ago after seeing our success stories and our ads on the DC r4r subreddit. Some of the messages we get are a little underwhelming and essentially amount to “hey let’s fuck” but hers really stood out to us. She talked about her marriage and how (with her husband’s blessing) she’s been able to explore her sexuality outside of it, she listed her kinks, and not only described the fantasy she had in mind with us, but described her (amazing) looks: “Latina, petite, 5’2″, 117 lbs, slim and fit but curvy, brown curly hair, big brown eyes”
Diana and I were on board immediately. We moved over to kik after a few reddit messages, traded pictures, and really started flirting and describing some of the things we’d like to do to one another. She told us that she was very submissive and that what she enjoyed most was being manhandled in bed and not having to think too much. She said she wanted to be spanked, choked, and have her hair pulled, and said that she had never had a strapon used on her, which was a fantasy that we were more than happy to fulfill.
[mff] Giving a girl her first lesbian experience (and a little consensual non-con)
*If consensual non-con isn’t your thing, I’ve marked where that part begins so you can stop reading*
A few months ago, we posted another ad in the DC personals (shout out to /r/baltimoreanddcr4!) and on Fetlife, and although we got a few messages from couples and single men (as per usual), we also got one from a 22 year old girl whom we’ll call Emma. We actually didn’t think it would go anywhere because of how she described herself as straight but a little heteroflexible, that she was looking to do something fun and crazy before moving 1500 miles across the country for grad school, and because her FL profile was pretty bare. Would this be another potential partner who chickened out at the last minute? Eh, maybe, but she sounded fun, so we gave her a shot and met up for drinks on Saturday night.
[mf] My first sexual massage
Diana and I woke up hungover on a Saturday morning last year. We started drinking at like 130am after getting back from Blade Runner 2049 (I loved it; she hated it) and paid the price for our hubris. We’re not in college anymore.
So we woke up at like 1030. She had some volunteering to do– and did it drunk because she’s a champ– and I had some greasy food to eat so I could feel better. One Al Pastor burrito later, I’m back at her apartment, and she gets home. We go back to sleep for a few hours. Upon waking up for the second time, she complains that I’m not touching her enough. Which, to be fair, I probably never am. “Ok, how about I give you a massage?” She agrees and I ask, “With oil?” and she agrees to that, too. She didn’t have any coconut oil in the room, and I wasn’t walking an Entire Flight of Stairs to get it, so I made do with the body oil she had right there.
[mff] We rented a hotel room with one of our friends so we could fuck all day/night while we got room service and watched Star Wars
I’ve written about most of our adventures borne of our searching on /r/BaltimoreAndDCr4r, and we’ve thoroughly enjoyed them all (even the ones too boozy to remember well enough to document) but this is the first one Mark Hamill was there for. Buckle in, because while it’s a long tale, it’s well worth it…
We’d been with Lacy a couple of times– once at her place and once at Diana’s– and both times were amazing. The last time we were together, after dressing to the nines, and meeting at a fancy bar, Lacy suggested we get a hotel room for the night and take our time enjoying one another. We talked about it and thought it was a great idea, so I looked into some options. I found a room that was reasonably-priced (especially split three ways) at a Ritz-Carlton right outside of DC. A pool, a spa, a mini-bar… not that we took advantage of any of these amenities. We had a king-sized bed, and that was the most important part. I booked the room and we began counting down the days. It was especially painful for Lacy, whom I gave instructions to avoid cumming during the week leading up. Cruel, yes, but I knew we’d make it up to her.
[mff] When we met her at the hotel, she had been edging for hours and already had her butt plug in
This was Diana’s and my second date with Lacy. The first one, we agreed, would be more vanilla as we got to know and trust each other and got comfortable with each other’s bodies. In the two weeks between dates, however, we exchanged a heated array of snapchats, discussed all the toys we had at our disposal, and it seemed as though take #2 would lean a little more heavily on the D/s. Also, we decided to end up at her place to meet her adorable kitty, Watson.
Brief recap of what we look like- I’m 30, 5’10, toned, bearded, hairy chest, and a bunch of tattoos. Diana (my girlfriend) is 25, brunette, and stacked like she’s bad at Tetris. Lacy is 30, blonde haired and blue eyed, around 5’9 and slim. She has amazing breasts (think /r/BiggerThanYouThought) with nipples that are always hard.
[mff] My girlfriend picked up another girl at the bar, so we brought her home
My girlfriend and I usually find girls to play with on reddit or fetlife, but this was quite different…
The early part of the day was spent at a tattoo parlor. I was getting a few pieces done and I was lucky enough to have Diana with me. Even though she was gone for an hour to get her nails done– a light blue– I still owed her. She picked the movie (Cabin in the Woods) and then insisted we go out to a nearby bar to dance. I’m not someone who dances often, but I relented. She watched me get stabbed by a needle for a few hours, so it was only fair that we spend the rest of the evening doing what she wanted. So we got dressed, me in a pair of jeans and a tank top and her in a little black dress. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think she was trying to get laid tonight. We made the walk a few blocks to the bar in question, one that is a normal dive-y place downstairs but has a dj on weekend nights upstairs. We got a drink (gin/tonic for me, vodka/club for her) while we waited on the line to get upstairs and finally made it.