Author: Disastrous_Living224

I pretended to be stuck in the dryer to tease my husband [FM]

You all know that meme with the girl stuck in the dryer wiggling her ass, trying to seduce her step brother? My husband showed me one of those jokes the other night, and I thought of it again about an hour later when I was doing the laundry. So… I did it. I bent over when he wasn’t looking and pushed myself into the dryer.

The position gave me no view of him at all, but I heard his amused laugh as he crossed the room to give my ass a spank. I was only wearing a big t-shirt and panties at the time. One spank quickly turned into a second, which turned into him rubbing my clit through my panties while keeping his hands on my waist so I couldn’t get out of the dryer.

When I started my little joke, I didn’t actually expect he’d get into it. The position itself had always seemed too silly for me. I guess while it was a sexual joke, it hadn’t actually turned me on. My husband’s fingers had entirely changed my mind. I piped up for him, even including the dumb “What are you doing, Step-brother?” It earned me another laugh from him before he tugged my panties down around my ankles. Read more »

One of the trashiest things I’ve ever done [FM]

One of the summers I was in college, I was the one responsible for taking my younger sibling to softball practice and games. Mom was a single mother, and while we could afford his equipment and everything, she didn’t have the free time. I didn’t mind clearing space for him in my life, I never played any sports growing up and kinda wish I had, so I wanted him to have that. A lot of the parents in this league came as couples, so being the 22 year old sitting there with them, I was kind of on the outside looking in socially. The husbands were friendly enough, so I spent most of my time chatting with them. That culminated in some of the wives being openly bitchy toward me. Keep in mind, I wasn’t being flirty at all. Honestly, I wasn’t even interested in these guys. They were just friendly, and I was there anyway. I got flirtier once their wives iced me out though, I guess I’m too petty. My sibling is autistic as well, the league did an amazing job adjusting to all levels, but there were several snide remarks that really pissed me off. I would have fought these women in a cage match, honestly. Read more »

I fulfilled my neighbour’s Princess Leia fantasy [FM]

I was coming home from a Halloween party fairly buzzed. It had been a very fun night of dancing, and I had absolutely rocked my costume. I went as Slave Leia, and I was very proud of myself. Both for pulling it off, and having the confidence to walk around that exposed the entire night. Somehow it felt a lot naughtier than a bikini on the beach despite the fact that it was technically more fabric.

As I walked to the front door of my building, a whistle caught my attention from above. I looked up to see my 2nd floor neighbour leaning over the railing of his balcony to look at me. Given the top-down perspective, I’m sure he had quite the view. We’ll call him Darius for the sake of this story. He was a black guy in his thirties, very tall, and very muscular. I would seriously not have been surprised if Darius went to the gym a second time some days, just for posterity. He and I had a very flirtatious relationship. I had caught him staring at my ass in biker shorts shortly after moving in, and he had been confident enough to fully admit that he found me attractive when I called him out on it. Read more »

The time my boss screwed the attitude out of me in the employee bathroom [FM]

My husband really enjoyed reading the [last story I posted here](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/xtxoao/i_ended_up_becoming_my_managers_sidepiece_because/), and it seemed many of you did as well! I was encouraged to write another, so here we are: The time my manager fucked the bad attitude out of me in the employee bathroom.

This takes place about a month after I first hooked up with Jeremy. It had already become a very regular thing, the new and exciting feeling had worn off it a little bit for me, I found myself bored during our standard hookups, and I think because of that I also forgot to be bubbly and chipper around him to play up the starry eyed into him thing. Not that Jeremy wasn’t aware he wasn’t my first choice of sexual partner, our first conversation and a couple we’d had since made that pretty clear. That fact never seemed to bother him though, I found myself bent over the desk in his office after closing almost every night I worked. Read more »

I ended up becoming my manager’s sidepiece because of my slutty kitty [FM]

I worked as a waitress for a few years. Not any special sort of place, just a restaurant/bar kind of place that did a fairly steady business. The restaurant was located in a fairly affluent area of town, so the tips were pretty good. They were even better if you could work the bar shift on a Friday or Saturday night. On those nights, we had live music and it was much less of a family crowd. The adult crowd bought more alcohol which, in turn raised the amount of tips waitresses would receive significantly. This was the kind of neighbourhood where a tipsy customer might casually tip $100 if they were in a good mood, and as a starving college student, I loved working those shifts. They made a massive difference towards my financial stability.

The restaurant I worked at did their best to spread those shifts around among the long-term staff members. It worked for most people, and it worked for me too most of the time I worked there. I didn’t want to work every weekend anyways, who would? I ended up with some unforeseen expenses though. My cat got out, and came back a couple of days afterward. I found out later that she was pregnant. Wanting to do right by my slutty pussy’s kittens, I was going to need to pay for some vet bills over the coming months, and I wanted to work as many weekend shifts as possible for a while, so I’d have some money saved up to cover those expenses. Read more »