(M)y Slutty Sublet

This is a true story. It happened three weeks ago.

I was away on business for about a month and my boss extended my project term for at least another month. I was pissed but it happens. I don’t mind traveling but the idea of living out of a hotel for another month sounded horrible. A buddy suggested I sublet so I hit up CL, found a match, got it approved by my boss and was exchanging emails with Zach, the owner, in no time.

I’ve sublet before and have always had a good experience. Most people who rent out their place long term keep a pretty tight ship, minimal clutter and a clean space.

I met with Zach at his place. A 2 bedroom condo with a great view, flat screen, fully furnished, HBO, everything I wanted. He and his wife Emily, who wasn’t home at the time, were leaving the following week and would be gone for 3 months. I said yes, we shook hands and agreed that I would return the following week and drop off one month’s rent and pick up the keys.

I took advantage of (m)y drunk (f)iance last night.

I’ve been with my girl for 4 years. Our sex life is great although we’re going thru a bit of a dry spell due to life stress and planning a wedding and money and all that crap. Lately I’ve been feeling sexually frustrated and so last night I decided to put an end to that spell.

So my lady is 5’5″, brunette, olive complexion, with perky B tits, hour glass figure and big booty that still drops my jaw. I mean this ass is so damn gorgeous, I can’t keep my hands off her. Maybe I can convince her to let me share a pic with you but she’s pretty self-conscious so probably not. For this story I’ll call her Bettie, after Bettie Page.

Last night we invited our couple-friends over for dinner, I was pretty tired from work but I put on my happy face because they put her at ease and temporarily relieve some stress… Plus we usually get drunk, smoke some weed, play cards and have a great time, so why not?

[M]ind Blown By Older [F]ox (m/f) long

This happened about two years ago. True story. I was 29 and newly single. I am an average dude, 6′ 160lbs. Fit but no gym rat. I was working as House Manager for a small venue and each performance brought in a new batch of volunteer ushers. Tonight’s group included a woman we’ll call Kim.

The volunteers sign up for shifts online and I never actually meet them in person until the night of the event. Most volunteers are bored old ladies looking for a fun busy night, cheap wine and a free show. Sometimes a cute soccer mom or college student will volunteer which can be fun flirting but nothing ever happens.

I first noticed Kim as I was giving my preshow lecture to the volunteers – house rules, audience size, length of show, etc. Her eyes are locked on me, a small smirk on her face. Short cropped strawberry blonde hair. The volunteers are asked to wear black pants and a white shirt. She’s in a tight pencil skirt and a tight white button up which slightly revealed the tops of her little round tits. My focus was totally thrown and I must have stuttered like a fool.