Author: dirtyshloot69

[FF] I reclaimed a strange, sexy Christmas gift

So, I’ve given many sexy gifts for the holidays in my years being a sex maniac/slut. My first xmas gift to my husband after we started dating was a set of butt plugs, another year a strap-on set, another year an attachment for the hitachi for him. I’ve also got a slave that I tend to always get something new and sexy to wear. Christmas might be a “Christian” holiday, but that certainly doesn’t stop me from being a sex freak.

But the item that has the best story was instead, a gift I received. Warning, this one is both naughty and happy/sad at the same time:

The holidays two years ago were as you all know…not a good time. It was peak COVID and all the normal holiday fun was cancelled. Instead of the normal parties and celebrations, we all sat in our homes watching the world seemingly burn, or freeze I guess. Joy.

In reaction to this bleak moment, my friends decided the best course of action was to distract ourselves with retail therapy. Most years we do a secret santa type gift exchange so that we all don’t have to spend too much, but that year we decided “Fuck it. We can’t go out, so let’s buy each other a whole bunch of shit.” There was no spending limit, no rules. Just buy as much as you wanted for everyone. Read more »

[FF] I (33) fucked a stripper (23) and checked something off my “fuck-it” list

I’m sitting here typing directly post-coital at 5am, just because I’m too up from our encounter. I know the rest will come later, but I had to start now because the story and the fun was just too good. Unexpected twists and turns etc. You’re going to have to sit through a full story for this one (or if you don’t want the whole narrative and want to get right to the sex, skip to the middle 😉)

The seed of this encounter happened about a week ago. After work, I met up with some friends who were in town visiting. They’d been day drinking and I was just getting off work. I planned on meeting them for a drink or two and then going home. I wasn’t expecting a crazy night. But knowing myself and the crowd I generally roll with, I should have known…

The bar I met the group at was the most cis-het bar I’ve possibly ever been to. The bar’s purposeful aesthetic was trashy-hick and it was crammed full of youths who looked barely old enough to drink. Me, a 30-something poly bi weirdo, was a bit in shock over the spectacle of the thing. I hadn’t been in that kind of space in a while. But hey, I was here, so time to make the best of it. I went to the bar and got a drink. Read more »

I [F] challenged myself to fuck a different girl every night my husband was out of town [FF] [MF at the end]

Note: So not going to lie, I posted this on another sub recently, so this is sort of a re-post. But I just found this sub and I think this post really belongs here. For those who have already read this, apologies. But hey, I plan to post new content soon!

Anyway, let’s get to the good shit. A couple weeks ago my husband went out of town, meaning I had our place completely to myself. I made it my goal to have a revolving door of people come over to fuck me while he was away. Sorry to disappoint you folks who get off on the cheating thing, but he’s very aware and supportive of my extramarital exploits. However, there is still something about fucking a bunch of people when you are married that feels extra dirty, even if they know. Even more so when you fuck your side pieces in your marital bed.

Back to the revolving door. I am on a lady kick right now, so I organized for a different woman to come over every night my husband would be away, three in all. Read more »

When husbands are away, sluts will play…part 2 [Les] [FF] [5+ hour sex]

(This is a real story by the way, I forgot to add that to the title). For those who did not see my previous post, there is a link in the comments. It isn’t totally necessary to read before this one, but context and more reading material are both good right?

As a quick recap, my husband went out of town for a few days and I made it my goal to fuck a different lady each night while he was away. He knows I’m a huge slut, so it’s cool. But hey, still a fun sexy goal. Anyway, night 1 went well (as seen in my previous post), but now we were on to day 2.

However, I have sad news…I failed. At least for the 3 for 3. I had a hot date lined up for night two, but sadly she had to bail for work reasons. She was a new person I had not met up with yet, so it was a gamble anyway. I’m sure we will still meet-up at some point, so perhaps I will be able to report back with that story soon… Read more »

When Husbands are away, sluts will play…Part 1 [FF] [Real Story] [First Person] [Period Sex]

This past weekend my husband went out of town, meaning I had our place completely to myself. Since I’m a huge slut I made it my goal to have a revolving door of people come over to fuck me while he was away. Sorry to disappoint you folks who get off on the cheating thing, but he’s very aware and supportive of my extramarital exploits. However, there is still something about fucking a bunch of people when you are married that feels extra dirty, even if they know. Even more so when you fuck your side pieces in your marital bed.

Back to the revolving door. I am on a lady kick right now, so I organized for a different woman to come over every night my husband would be away, three in all.

Night number one I invited over a relatively new fling of mine (we’ll call her D). I met her online and we’ve been hooking up for about a month now. She dances as a hobby so she’s really fit and has a killer ass. Like seriously her ass is unreal. She’s like 5’6, but I’m extra tall for a woman and have some curves so I’ve got half a foot and probably 30-50 lbs on her. This means I can toss her around a bit, so that’s been fun. She’s a slut just like me so we’ve been getting along and getting off just fine together. Read more »