Author: dirtypizza2

[f]ree show, [f]antastic rando, [m]ore squirting

I recently started grad school. I got a new bunch of friends and met this girl, Maya. We had all our classes together. She sometimes came over and we would just lay in bed and watch Netflix. Eventually I opened up about my sexual experiences. I told her about all my threesomes and shit. She loved it.

She’s a pretty tall girl. Curvy. Beautiful. Curly hair. Glasses. Perfect hour glass. I literally didn’t know you could buy jeans with big ass accommodation until I met this bitch. Also, just a fun loving girl.

She just went through a break up. He wasn’t a great guy. Wasn’t a sexual person, never listened to her, discouraged her being sexual, would not talk about sex. They had sex infrequently. It was fine sex but she never came more than twice. Needless to say, after the breakup, she wanted to take a page out of my book and have some wild experiences.

We were in bed watching Netflix one night. She was on tinder, swiping. She matched with this one guy. She showed me a picture of him. He was cute. Let’s call him Matt. Maya asked if I was open to me, her, and Matt being in a Snapchat group chat. I checked with my boyfriend. He was fine with it. So here we go. Read more »

Hate [f]ucked/scissored my best [f]riend on my ex’s bed

My childhood best friend and I have been friends since 6th grade. We can call her Kate.

I dated this guy through high school and college for like 4.5 years. I loved him. I thought I was going to marry him. I lost my virginity to him. He was super manipulative and abusive, but I loved him. He was my friend’s bother. Even after my ex and I broke up, we still spent a lot of time of their house usually when my ex wasn’t around, mostly drinking and raising hell. I moved on. I started dating other people, but I still cared about him.

About a year and a half after my ex and I finally broke up, I found out my best friend Kate fucked my ex on New Year’s Eve, a couple months back. I was pissed. They both lied to my face about it for months. Also I was mostly pissed that I thought I was going to marry this guy, Kate knew all the brutal details, and they did this. My ex and I have a pretty rocky relationship, this wasn’t exactly a clean break. It was messy as hell. Point is: I was pissed. I felt betrayed. I never talked to Kate about how mad I was but I started fantasizing about hate fucking her and teaching her a lesson. Read more »

[m]e and [m]y boy[f]riend pleasured our [f]ucktoy because her boyfriend wanted a sandwich

I always wanted to fuck this girl. Since the day I saw her I turned to my boyfriend and was like, “I want to fuck her.” Well, I did. Let’s call her Sarah.

My boyfriend (we can call him James) and her boyfriend (we can call him Tim) were college roommates. They were best friends and we all had stereotypical college sex experiences over the year they lived together. Sometimes they would walk in while we were having sex, sometimes we would walk in on them. A couple times we would just have sex while the other couple was in the room before bed. We didn’t have a ton of boundaries but we never really touched. A couple times Sarah and I would get drunk together and make out but nothing substantial. But I always wanted to fuck this girl. Read more »

[m]idday [f]un in the [m]ountains

My friends and I went into the mountains for a weekend without cellphone service and a bunch of drinking. One of our other friends was flying in and there was only so much room in the car, so three of us stayed back to get drunk.

There was no one for miles. It was one of those places where you could scream and no one could hear you. It was awesome.

Our friends left around 11am and the earilest they could possibly get back was around 5pm. We had about 6 hours to kill. So we started drinking. It was a hunting cabin so there was a ton of bows and arrows. I wanted to pose with one.

I asked my fwb take a picture with me holding the arrow. And then I thought it would be funny to take one topless. I took my shirt and my bra off. I tried to cover my boobs from the other guy because I didn’t want to be inappropriate.

He clearly didn’t give a fuck. He walked right past me and didn’t care so, why should I? I just kept my shirt off. We smoked. We drank. The boys dared me I couldn’t finish my bottle of moonshine. Well I did. Read more »