Author: dirtyhornypastor

Here’s the truth.

As y’all prolly know or figured out, I’m very submissive. One of my exes used to make me wear her used panties and I fell in love! Idk, I got a big (8 inch) cock and i love how tight it makes it!!! It’s almost like a cock cage cause when I wear them I can’t get fully hard! And the back makes me feel so dirty with the slim part running through my ass crack.

Well, after my ex broke up with me, I maybe told her I lost her panties and kept them secret. I have them still years later and still sometimes wear them to sleep when I’m feeling extra submissive and horny.

Hey! Sooooo… I’m back lol. I needed to take a break from Reddit but I’m back. Don’t know how long tho. Anyway… here’s a dirty TRUE story!

I was meeting with this girl from Reddit who is nearby, we met like 3 or 4 times total, always had fun! We liked exploring stuff, I was the first to eat her ass, first to lick her pussy clean after she peed, and first to piss on her!

We are both subs so we did stuff with each other. We talked about trying piss stuff today, and we were nervous. She wanted to be pissed on and to be honest, I’ve never peed on someone.. I’ve been peed on, and I swallowed piss, but never pissed on someone else. She had HUGE tits and wanted me to piss on them.

Things started normal, with making out and clothes coming off, me eating her out and her sucking on my 8 inch hard cock. She likes me grabbing her head and pushing her head down on my cock, she could barely not deepthroat me. Well I got her down on my cock, and I look and joke, “well.. I could pee on your tits or I could let go now and make you swallow it” I could tell she was nervous lol, we both know I wouldn’t do that since it wasn’t discussed but I HAD to tease her lol. Read more »

So, me and this girl off Reddit, (VA peeps where you at 😂😂😂) were talking dirty for a few days, she didn’t do much besides suck a few dicks and fuck a couple people, not too much kink stuff (if ass eating I’d even considered kinky anymore 😂 it’s like normal and tame for me lol) but she knew I loved eating pussy and ass.

She told me she didn’t like people eating her out but would let me since I wanted too, but wasn’t sure about eating her ass. She never had anyone do it before. So, during our meet she let me eat her pussy and suddenly she started enjoying it lol. I just did my usual, licking up and down at first, then found her clit, licked around it for a bit as a tease, before going ham, flicking, licking, spelling stuff on her clit with my tongue, and sucking her clit. Sure enough she was moaning a LOT! I tried to go down further to her ass, but she pulled me up, she said I def changed her mind on pussy eating.. Read more »

So I met with this girl the other day, she said she wasn’t the biggest fan of people eating her out.. well pussy eating is my second favorite thing! (First is ass eating), and so as we talked we made a bet. The sub in me really wanted to take it as a challenge, so I told her if I couldn’t turn her to a fan of it, she could slap my balls, no pants, no underwear, I’d even hold my cock out of her way so she’s have a clear shot!

She decided to take it! Let me eat her out and try! Well, as we were in the back of my car, we started making out, me sucking her tits, licking them, kissing them, and just trynna warm her up. I started moving down and then I started eating her out. I started slow, licking up and down, then my tongue made its way to her clit, going around it, licking her lips, then licking clit and sucking on her clit, she started pressing her thighs against my head, kinda making it hard to breathe, then I knew it was time to do more. I started using my finger to enter her pussy as I focused on her clit. I could feel her press harder against me, knowing she liked it. After a while I moved my tongue down more and tongue fucking her a bit. Read more »

Okay!

So! I post a lot and only ever met one redditor before, but that was a while ago, someone followed me a bit ago and we started sexting.. well last night we met and it was awesome! (Not giving names cause of privacy, but if she chooses to comment ill confirm lol)

So she followed me and we started the DM process, we sexted a couple times and she lived nearby, so I had a free day yesterday and was just trynna have some dirty talk again (I didn’t think we’d meet yet, we talked maybe twice) and long story short… we decided we were horny and free so we met. Somehow she was free too, she had plans with friends but they bailed.. their loss meant my cock was gonna be sucked. Read more »

So I have a couple weird kinky fetishes.. but one of them is an armpit one.

It started when I was with my most recent ex a year ago.. we had the house to ourselves and we were naked and just exploring each other and trying stuff out for a few hours. My tongue was EVERYWHERE. My face? Covered in her pussy juices lol. she definitely marked me as hers lol! And she swallowed ALL my cum. But anyway! Let me get on with the story!

She had trimmed her armpits a bit ago, and they started growing back. Just a little stubble but it was noticeable (winter lol, so she didn’t shave too often cause long sleeves), and as I’m exploring her body, my tongue makes it’s way there, just some fun, I love a little hair 😉 so I licked and well.. let’s say we we having so much fun that she was a bit sweaty.. and it tasted so good!!! Turned me on so much! Read more »

Okay I love a shaved pussy and all, cause pussy is pussy.. but I admit. The hair kinda makes it hotter.. especially when you pull back and there’s a hair in your mouth? Oh yeah..

The first pussy and ass I ate had hair, so I might just be biased lol! The first time I ate pussy, she had me blindfolded and it was so hot.. when she let me see what I was eating, it was even more hot!! I would just slurp, and I didn’t know what I was doing, lol! It was just hot and my tongue went everywhere!! And then, I remember seeing her asshole and just wanting a taste.. I ask if I could, and she shrugs and turns around..

There it is! I licked her dirtiest hole.. and went down! Licking all around her pink hole! I think it was a lot cleaner when I finished!!! But it also had hair and I remember when I pull back and start kissing her, I taste something… she watched me pull out of my mouth one of her ass hairs.. it still tasted like her.. she was a bit embarrassed but I went down for seconds! Ever since then, I loved hairy pussy and ass!!!

It’s been over a year since I last ate ass…

I’ve eaten 5 different asses my entire 22 years… 3 guys and 2 girls.. ass eating is so sexy and hot. I love the taste more then pussy!!! The hole is so tight and dirty.. something about my tongue going in the same hole that shit comes out of. The taboo hole.. the dirtiest part of a woman’s body..

I love to smell a good dirty ass before I eat it.. just smell the dirty gross hole of a woman before I taste all around it, teasing it, and then going all in… French kissing her forbidden fruit.. worshipping her body’s most dirty part, where her waste comes out.. having a hand play with her clit, (or jerk off if my partners a guy), while I go to town… eating ass like it’s my last meal. Licking, kissing, and shoving my tongue as DEEEEP in there as possible.. rubbing it all over my face, so I can have her ass rank smell all over me, marking me as hers..