Author: dirtycamper

16 Reasons Why I Look Back Fondly on an Early Relationship [MF]

Was reminiscing about an old girlfriend, and a few stories popped into my head, so I decided to rattle off a short list of things I could remember that I cherished from our time together.

1) If I told her I had a crap day at work, or she could tell I was stressed, she would ask if I wanted some head to relax. (and sometimes she wouldn’t ask, she would just start)

2) I always knew where I stood with her sexually. She always wanted it. I always wanted it. I guess you could say we enjoyed both being each others objects of desire.

3) She made it known that she was absolutely fine with me taking her whenever I wanted, and I extended to her that same sentiment. And we did, often, and for better or worse, I bet that’s how all those weird porn locations/poses originate.

4) She would ask me to have sex with her in her sleep. She’d never sleep through it, but always woke with a smile on her face. Read more »

[M]y GF looked like Taylor Swi[f]t

This is a throwback story. I’m not a writer (so don’t expect weaving magic with words here), but I have fond memories of this relationship, so I wanted to share.

My 18 year old girlfriend was a tall, thin blond who looked like Taylor Swift’s doppelgänger. I didn’t realize how well I had it back then, but she loved and wanted sex as much as I did at that age. We were each others human sex dolls and we played with each other often.

It’s hard to remember a car ride where we didn’t end up pulling off someplace semi-secluded to test the shocks, or a walk that didn’t end with us taking a detour into the woods to get busy, then leaving behind a pair of her soaked undies right where she first threw them. This was the kind of girl that would wear sweatpants around her parents house when I was there so when she walked me downstairs to say goodnight, she could slide them off quickly and touch her toes for me so we could have a quickie. Read more »