I’m not really sure if this is the place for this type of post, but I figured there was no harm in trying.
So, onto the meat of the subject here, I made a post a few days ago about a restaurant. The title should give most of it away, but if you couldn’t tell, it was kind of, sort of, almost meant to be some kind of brothel/restaurant hybrid. Like in my mind I imagined customers ordering [sexual innuendo food name] with a side order of [BLANK] (The blank here is the type and ethnicity of the waitress or something. We don’t have waiters, sorry!)
I had so many more responses than I could have imagined, and I kind of realized I was SO not ready for the same scene I thought I wanted to do. I’ll spare you the details (or indulge you), but I’ve had literally dozens of responses asking about the menu (which I take full responsibility for, I thought it’d be funny to make a dish called O-Face rings. You literally would not believe me if I told you how many people’s first response was then to ask for a menu or make a suggestion. IT WAS JUST A FUNNY JOKE! I CAN’T DESIGN AN ENTIRE WHOREHOUSE RESTAURANT WITH DOZENS OF DISHES!)