[M]y girl[f]riend and my jerk off bud. Part 7: Plot twist, the end.

The next day, Brandon had to be at work at 10am. I woke up when he slammed the door behind him as he left. Kirsten was out cold and didn’t stir at all when I rolled her off of me so I could get out of bed. Brandon had retired to his room with the remainder of the tequila immediately after the big event, leaving me and Kirsten to sleep in the massive wet spot. She and I didn’t talk much immediately afterwards, but did a lot of cuddling and canoodling until we fell asleep in each other’s arms.

I took a shower, and cleaned the apartment until Kirsten came limping out of the bedroom around 1pm. Her vagina was, in her words, “fucking wrecked” and she sent me to the store to buy some cranberry juice. All she wanted to do was cuddle on the couch in a T shirt and panties, watching movies and smoking weed. She was extremely affectionate all afternoon, and whined whenever I reminded her I needed to leave for work eventually. She gave me head, said she’d let me fuck her in the ass if I called in. So, yeah I called into work that day.

[M]y girl[f]riend and my jerk off bud. Part 6: Round Two

It was hot and sticky in my room, even with the windows open and a fan blowing. I set the lights real low, and put in the Coldplay CD that despite all taste and reasonability, always got Kirsten going. Gentlemen that he is, Brandon was already on his knees at the foot of the bed, face buried between her legs. He sucked on her clit while working 3 lubed up fingers into her aching hole while her was stroking himself hard. Sometimes he had trouble getting fully hard due to his size – tonight was not one of those nights.

I was up by her head on my knees fucking her face while she looked up at me lovingly with big green watery eyes. I stroked her face and told her how beautiful she was.

When Brandon’s hunger was satisfied, he stood up, and he’d definitely achieved full mass. It was red, engorged and radiating heat, veins pulsing. He rested it on her stomach, covering and going past her navel, and drizzled lube from the base to the tip. He had her immediate undivided attention. I backed off, but remained close to her, as she sat up on her elbows. We both wanted to watch it go in.

[M]y girl[f]riend and my jerk off bud. Part 5: Getting comfortable

I took some time to myself in the shower while Kirsten dried herself off and got dressed. As I was drying off, I heard Brandon come home announcing he had Patrón and limes. I also heard Kirsten scamper out of our bedroom down the hall to greet him.

I didn’t hear anything over the exhaust fan for about a minute, then I heard them talking as they walked past the bathroom to the kitchen.

“Wow, thanks, you missed me, huh?” said Brandon in a sly tone.

“Not really.” said Kirsten. “I just wanted to thank you for earlier now that I don’t have cum all over my face. And I was happy to see tequila. Want to do a shot? Dan’s still farting around in the bathroom.”

Ok, so it sounded like she kissed him when he got home. That’s cool, they did just have sex where he made he cum her brains out in like 30 seconds. Come to think of it – that was actually their first kiss.

Be cool, Dan. But also maybe eavesdrop.

“Yeah….Dan….hey, is he OK? Are you ok? You seem ok. This is fucking insane and it all happened so fast.” Brandon said, expressing his post-nut clarity.

[M]y girl[f]riend and my jerk off bud. Part 4: This is just where we’re at now, baby.

I sat back down on the couch and Kirsten got between my legs. Brandon reached across me to the end table to grab the condoms and the lube. Kirsten may have been stroking and sucking me, but she was watching him intently as he rolled a condom down his length. I’ve tried on a magnum before and it fit like a plastic bag. On Brandon, it had the look of an over inflated water balloon that was about to burst.

She continued half heartedly stroking me as she looked back over her shoulder and watched Brandon drizzle a liberal amount of lube on his cock, rubbing the excess on her pussy, then sliding two fingers inside her adding lube to her already flowing juices. He was definitely used to preparing girls for his size.

Her breathing intensified as he rubbed his swollen head on her aching hole. “Are you ready, girl?” He asked, giving her ass a light smack, and thumping his cock against her pussy. She meekly nodded yes.

He looked at me and I must have looked concerned and asked, “Are YOU ready for this, man?”

I swallowed the lump in my throat, “Yeah, bro, have at it.”

[M]y girl[f]riend and my jerk off bud. Part 3: Girl gone wild

I want to take a moment to elaborate on Kirsten. For starters, everyone always told her she looked exactly like the “whipped cream bikini girl” from the movie Varsity Blues, so update the spank bank with that info. Second, don’t think for a minute this is story about an innocent Midwestern small town girl being turned out by two horny bros.

Kirsten was a classic “Girls Gone Wild” situation. Dumped by her long distance boyfriend two weeks into freshman year, she took the adage “get under someone to get over someone” to heart, and found out she was a big fan of keeping things casual. By the time she completed her sophomore year, she’d fucked “around 20” guys and made out with and given head to “a lot” of others.

How did I manage to keep this insanely hot nympho to myself for 6 month, I’ll never know. I guess I made her laugh. And in spite of all my gooning about Brandon’s god-cock, I’m not exactly small, and was in great shape with tons of stamina. I was intoxicated by her immediately, and we fucked constantly from the first night we met. Within two weeks we were “exclusive” and it was no condoms, non stop blowjobs, and occasional anal. She fucking owned my ass – I was beyond whipped.

[M]y girl[f]riend and my jerk off bud. Part 2: Sincere Apology

Kirsten had pulled my dick out of my pants and was gently stroking me as she stared into my eyes and bit her lip, awaiting my response. It took me a second before I realized she was wanting to make this happen tonight. I was so turned on and conflicted I couldn’t think straight.

Finally I mustered up a response. “Yeah he didn’t seem too happy, you should probably go apologize.”

She squeezed my cock tight, “Ok…do you want me to find out if he’s interested?”

I shuddered and my cock twitched, “Whatever you want to do, baby, I’ll be out here rolling a joint and waiting on you guys.”

With that, she kissed me deeply on the mouth, and then gave my cock a smooch. “Whatever I want to do?” she asked, “Really? Because I know it’s crazy – but I’m kinda ready now, and you two were clearly in the mood.”

I nodded affirmatively. “Yeah I’m ready, fuck it let’s do this.”

[M]y girl[f]riend and my jerk off bud. Part 1: Getting caught

Back in the summer of 2001, I was in my third year at a mid sized American Midwestern university. Me and my dorm roommate, Brandon, had rented an apartment just off campus and were staying in town over summer break. Brandon and I had become really good, if not best, friends over the last two years. We would run together almost every day, drink and party, and go on double dates with our girlfriends.

We would also jerk off together watching our favorite porn VHSs on the old TV/VCR combo. Alone time is hard to come by in the dorms and we had already walked in on each other several times when one night Brandon asked if I minded if he rubbed one out so he could sleep. I said I could use a release too, and the next thing I knew we were dicks out. On our own beds, no touching, just watching that primo late 90s porn, stroking our dicks and shooting ropes together. Just bro stuff, right?