Tinder. What a great app if you’re a handsome guy. My story starts like a lot of them do. Boy meets girl, girl meets boy, boy eats girl out in the back of his car.
So, anyway, I was playing around on tinder one afternoon, and saw this cute, blonde, 18 year old girl pop up as a super like (super like allows them to see you liked them). Of course, I swiped right without even looking at what she wrote under her profile. When we matched, I pulled it up, and was surprised to read that she was only interested in women. After introducing myself, I asked her what she was swiping men for if she wasn’t interested. She said that she was curious, and when she saw my profile, she said she wanted to know more.
Eventually the conversation turned sexual. She was actually a virgin, and had never even kissed a guy. I told her that I would be happy to meet up, and she agreed. We agreed on my car (corny, I know) and I set a time.