Author: derpybananaderping

A deal made in high school [MF]

~This is from a while back and everyone involved was over 18 (and still is lol) – There is a longer version on my profile ~

I [F19 at the time] was the bullied nerd with good grades, he [M19] was the popular kid every girl had a crush on at some point and played in a band.
We had been in the same class for most of school. We had a weird dynamic.

We were finishing HS, which meant writing hour long final exams. As per school tradition we all got drunk in the parking lot after. And the went on a pub crawl.

One night we are both drunk, he suggests a deal that we should totally fuck once we are both single, as he would never cheat. I half jokingly agree.

2 years pass. We don’t hear from each other. Until my mom accidentally hits the car of his mom while parking. Telling my mum he now lives in my city. One night I am horny and use the pretext to text him. Read more »

“Reconnecting” with my ex bf from 10 yrs ago [FM] [F26] [long read] [Part 2]

CN: comphet, lesbian sleeping with man, mention of problematic family dynamics, first time

Part 1 is in my profile. Might post the link in comments but bot moderator removes the post otherwise.

TL;DR Part 1: At my friends wedding I reconnected with my ex bf from 10 years ago in more than one way. I since realized I am gay. However due to a combination of hormones, us being touched starved because of lockdown and general hornyness, we basically fooled around all night. But did not have sex, because our friends could have easily caught us.
Our friends didn’t notice and we started a long road trip back home.

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So we got up way to early with way to little sleep and went on a many hour long trip. Haven gotten away with it so far, our first road stop was to get some coffee. My ex had around 2 hours of sleep, I had 30 min max. So now we were both sleep deprived and horny. He would later refer to his state as “blue balls of death”. But since I like teasing and edging men still, I didn’t really mind. Read more »