I went on my local subreddit and posted an ad for a made up pubes grooming business that I’d just started. To a drunk me that seemed like the funniest prank ever. It amused me so much I went to bed in a fit of hysterics.
Next morning I woke up to 2 reddit notifications. One saying I was banned from the subreddit and another for a chat request from a “Auld_edjit32” (username changed)
Turns out he had taken my ad seriously and was so glad he’d neglected his nether regions for a while after a nasty brake-up. Now he gets to hire my services!
Now I was super nervous. I’d never shaved a testicle before. What if I accidentally cut him! That reminded me I didn’t even have a razor. I borrowed one of my next door neighbour, a sweet old octogenarian who asked for it to be returned without being rinsed off.
I clicked on AEs profile half expecting it to be blank but to my surprise he’d used his real porn account. There was a verification video of him writing his username on his cock, a photo of his passport and loads of sexy ASMR videos. I messaged him my address asking him to drop by that afternoon before proceeding to rub one out with his ‘protacol scraping asmr’ playing in the background.